WELCOME TO GOG :D

When you stop whacking your head against the wall to dislodge the lyrics? Or are we talking drastic surgery? :-P

EDIT: Mind you, the Lionel Richie response is less creepy than the Doors one! :-D

So you are saying I should put down the ice picks and not self-lobotomize?

Surgery's only required if you actually have Lionel Richie stuck in your head -- if it's only the lyrics, I'm sure they'll disappear with time! :-P

:)

Sigh, ok. but I was gonna make a youtube vid out of it and everything. So long hopes of stardom!

"....are you somewhere feeling loneyyyyyy..."

HOLA

*achievement unlocked: introduce yourself in one word and then disappear forever*

Hello, my name is Eugene.

POPS IN, POPS OUT

And Welcome!
TO
GOG
IS
NoNewTaleToTell!

Welcome ^_^

<incomprehenisble grunting vocalizations>
AIYAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...and now, back to the Animation Show!

IN THE NAME OF COMMANDER ZUUL OF THE MORDOR DIMENSION I COMMAND YOU TO CEASE ALL EXISTENCE AND RETURN TO PLANET VENKMAN IMMEDIATELY!

(MESSAGE FROM TRANSLATION COMPUTER: INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNORTHODOX IN COMPOSITION.
TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL BEST-FITS. FOR CLARITY, BEST-FITS ARE DENOTED BY ASTERISK PAIRS.
OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION: UNKNOWN.) Location: Gamma Vulpeculae system

This is tooo joooke! All existence cannot fit on the planet Venkman, even when the Orz is ceasing.
There are so many *campers*, when we are *inside* the Vulpeculae *heavy space*.
First the VUX, but they are such *silly cows*...so we *danced* with them. But then, after *dissolved*, the *silly cows* will not be *frumple* and Orz will have *special sauce*, not the *juice*!

...But, now that Orz are here, we do not *tell stories* a lot about them.

Oh! Zuul Commander is also from *outside*, you said? Can you *spread the wax* into *heavy space* from the "Mordor Dimension"? Six or nine *pieces* ago, myself the Orz did not *smell* any *slippery places* to your *level*, so you cannot *slide* there, I am sure!

I just had an idea; this should get rid of the Lionel Richie B.S. and replace it with something a little more classic. :D

HELLO.........
IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE?
JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.
IS THERE ANYONE AT HOME?