Posted November 01, 2012
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"Calm down Chris, have a banana!"
I'm not sure that's what she had in mind =P
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At the same house, a year or two prior to that story, I was in a similar state. I don't know what posessed me or made me think it was a good idea but I had formulated a master plan in my head.
"Hey Dan!"
"What?"
"Watch this!"
My plan was to pretend to headbutt the wall quite hard but stop short so as to not concuss myself. The thing about alcohol is it tends to delay the reactions of he who consumes it. As you can imagine, my impact with the wall cause me to fall over backwards, but somehow otherwise fine. The same couldn't be said for the wall: I found a small crack in it afterward.
Two days after was a very important exam. I can't remember if I did well, just that I got made fun of a fair bit for the rather large bump protruding from my forehead.