So.. I bought those Raymans for this reason. I don't own myself even those but what can you do.
Best story wins. I mean best story what happened when you were drunk. (or most horrible thing ever) Some drunken story. =)

I have one key which is for all those raymans, so it's three games.

Edit: Man.. this really took off.. That was sarcasm. =)

edit2: CLOSED

The thing is: I can't remember the best stories that happened when I was drunk...
Because I WAS drunk! (alcoholic amnesia?)

That sucked.. It really sucked. =) Also that's not qualified, it wasn't any story. ^^

I know... but what can I do?
(You should ask to the people that was with me while I was drunk.... they must have good stories.... ;p)

Well it's kinda true. best stories are those which we really want to forget or.. just plainly don't remember but still. I was woken in a moving truck which was in leaving from some err.. industrial district. Also I got a job when I was drunk.. then I went some other city and man that was awful day and got fired. Then I lost my bag and slept in some place where you sell cars and I firstly tried to break into one of those. good times.

lol
Sometimes I get a job when I'm drunk too... but only when I forget my wallet and have to do some dishes.... ...
And one day, I broke into a Bus at the bus station, 'cause it was a very cold night...

You get a job when you have to do dishes? =) That's weird.

uh, I don't know if I said it right.... but yeah, that happen sometimes when I have to pay the bill and forget the wallet...
(nah, kidding.... I just run in these cases....)

Once a long time ago, a friend of mine and I bought a 26er of Fireball Whiskey to take to the house of this chick he had a thing for. Well he had a bit of a drinking issue (he got obnoxious drunk), so I figured I'd drink most of our booze to avoid him getting that inebriated. I ended up downling over 3/4s of the 26er in 15 minutes. Sufficed to say I ended up needing a cab home and spent the next day throwing up and watching Spongebob cartoons through a bathroom mirror.

Another, albeit brighter story, involved me drinking at a friend's place. I was a bit depressed due to some annoying b/s that happened earlier that day (I think I got dumped or something like that), but never the less was my usual happy cheery drunk self. Well I decided at some point to walk back to my folk's place to sleep, but was obviously too trashed to make it safely. So my friend and her girlfriend walked me home holding onto me the entire way. The look on my father's face when he answered the door and saw my arms around two rather attractive women was priceless. :D

Probably the only time when you saw in your fathers eyes "that's my boy"-look. =)

Well not the only time, but probably certainly the most memorable. :P

One time I was browsing the web, and I idly typed in 'gog' into google.

Up pops this website promising to sell me "good old games"

Excellent! I say to myself, instantly signing up. I go and look, Stronghold is there, which is nice, but no Age of Empires II.

Wiping unfathomable tears of sadness from my eyes, I go on the forums and see this giveaway. A giveaway for Rayman by a generous soul who may or may not be drunk at this moment.

To win, the first post says, you must post a story. Well, there it is.

*runs away*

You better be drunk my friend. =) Good story though. ^^

Edit: good story because I was in it. =P

There was a time i was at a social gathering, and some of them were watching Lord of the rings. I sat down and it was like hing of the hill (when they are standing around drinking all day) only on a seat watching a movie. The other guy was saying how great the cgi graphics were, and "it's amazing what can be done these days with computer graphics".

Before long i was repeating that statement over and over. I decided to go up to other people and explain to them how great the cgi in Lord of the rings was. It was as if i'd never seen a film before.