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Posted June 24, 2014
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tinyE: The processor! XD I have one of them myself the problem is when I quit drinking I no longer really needed it.
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TwoHandedSword: I'm almost afraid to ask, but... what the hell were you putting in those drinks?
...he survived that koolaid incident back at the cult compound
Posted June 24, 2014
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HijacK: Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.
If he cuts out the showering, the sex time will cut itself. Just sayin'.
Posted June 24, 2014
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Posted June 24, 2014
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dr.schliemann: Mmm, it's surprising that your wife decided to marry you in the first place!
Beside this, how did you find time to make babies with her?!
Perhaps he's merely referring to the family he hopes to have sometime in the future.

GOG - your Guaranteed Only Girlfriend.
Posted June 24, 2014
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HijacK: Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.
Sex time can happen during a point and click game right?
Posted June 24, 2014
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HijacK: Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.
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JustSayin: Sex time can happen during a point and click game right?
for tinyE... it happens when blinking!
Posted June 24, 2014
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HijacK: Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.
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TwoHandedSword: If he cuts out the showering, the sex time will cut itself. Just sayin'.
Nobody said cut showering entirely. Duh! That doesn't just cut sex time. May as well cut your job.
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HijacK: Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.
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JustSayin: Sex time can happen during a point and click game right?
I like to think sex has its own time, but hey! Whatever floats your fetish!
Post edited June 24, 2014 by HijacK
Posted June 24, 2014
Work for GoG. Solves 2/3 of Kidnova's problems right there.
Posted June 24, 2014
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Sachys: and lo did the man shout from the mountain in wet copper armour:

"the gods of bargains are all bastards!"

and he was cast down unto the GOG to forumate with the GOGlodytes and walk the GOG henceforth...

GOGBear: 40/4
An excellent passage from the Book of GOG. Well chosen, brother, and +1 to you.
Posted June 24, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: and my DVD collection. :p
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tinyE: Yeah but you take out all the pornos and your box set of "Saved by the Bell the Complete Series" all that leaves is a copy of Star Wars and the instructional DVD that came with your Magic Bullet.
Magic Bullet? Agh hahahahahahaha I have such a sick mind!

Aaagh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csciibN4eq4
Post edited June 24, 2014 by fr33kSh0w2012
Posted June 24, 2014
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JustSayin: Sex time can happen during a point and click game right?
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Sachys: for tinyE... it happens when blinking!
He should teach the OP then. All problems solved?
Posted June 24, 2014
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Sachys: for tinyE... it happens when blinking!
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JustSayin: He should teach the OP then. All problems solved?
LOL This was funny.
Posted June 24, 2014
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Sachys: for tinyE... it happens when blinking!
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JustSayin: He should teach the OP then. All problems solved?
NARP! - the local council didnt approve my tinyE calamari chain. LETS FIREBOMB THEM! o___I~
Post edited June 24, 2014 by Sachys
Posted June 25, 2014
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Kidnova: I'm never going to find to the time to play all of these games I'm buying ridiculously cheap. You must stop now or not only will I never see my wife and child, I'll probably lose my job as well.
Just learn to live a double life. In parallel.
Posted June 25, 2014
Thanks for the suggestions guys. Looks like there are some steps I can take to create efficiencies in order to accommodate more gaming.

Step 1 - Combine sleeping and showering. Yes, there is a risk of drowning, but I think that can be mitigated with the proper application of water wings.

Step 2 - Combine TV watching with eating. In all honesty this has already been accomplished, but I will try to make it a priority.

Step 3 - Quit my job and find a job that allows me to play games while at work. This may involve selling my house and auctioning off many of my personal possessions in order to take a minimum wage job, but sacrifices have to be made somewhere.

If all of this fails to free up enough time then I will explore the double life thing, but I'm still working on the designs for my space/time bending machine. That will have to be a last resort.
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