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What you have to do: Post "In soviet Arstotzka..." joke.
What you can win: Job as immigration inspector at Grestin Border Checkpoint (copy of "Papers, please!")
Who can enter: Every citizen who wants copy of the game, unless he is capitalist scum who will trade it or sell it.
Who will win: Random citizen chosen by glorious Arstotzkan government (random.org)
Deadline: Sunday (04.08)

Glory to Arstotzka!
Post edited August 02, 2013 by Aver
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Aver: What you have to do: Post "In soviet Arstotzka..." joke.
What you can win: Job as immigration inspector at Grestin Border Checkpoint (copy of "Papers, please!")
Who can enter: Every citizen who wants copy of the game, unless he is capitalist scum who will trade it or sell it.
Who will win: Random citizen chosen by glorious Arstotzkan government (random.org)
Deadline: Sunday (04.08)

Glory to Arstotzka!
I'm in.
In soviet Arstotzka,Cobrastan is not a real city (first time when i played)
Post edited August 02, 2013 by kkreo
In soviet Arstotzka, Arstotzka glorifies you...


That's amazing, thanks Aver! I loved the beta...

Glory to Arstotzka!
Papers please - please ;)

thanks for the giveaway!
In Glorious Arstotzka, paper please you.

Aver glorious giveawayer.

Let me in, please?
In Soviet Arstotzka, giveaway enters iippo.
Post edited August 02, 2013 by Spinorial
In soviet Arstotzka..
In Capitalist America you pay to eat at restaurant, In soviet Arstotzka the restaurant pays you to eat their food
In soviet Arstotzka, DRM frees you!

In for iippo. Thanks!
Arstotzka greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Arstotzka number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
In soviet Arstotzka, people bite dogs .
In soviet Arstotzka, capitalism still rules.
In soviet Arstotzka, everyone enters for comrade iippo.

Thank you
In soviet Arstotzka, papers forge you.