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Did you know that none of my games have been bought but won?
YAY BROKE PEOPLE
Thanks, I'm in! :)
What better than the funniest exchange from any DnD game.

Minor spoilers[/b] ahead!



Desharik: What is the meaning of this intrusion? Who are you?
Protagonist: <Protagonist> is my name. I was referred by Captain Golin.
Desharik: Golin? Why would he send you to me? What is it you think you want here?
Protagonist: I seek entry to the asylum. Can you help with this?
Desharik: Spellhold? Why would you want to go there? Hardly a sociable place for decent folk.
Protagonist: I… I need to be admitted. I need… I need help. I need to be confined.
Desharik: You wish me to have you thrown into the asylum? That is certainly an odd request, through not in itself an indication of madness. What are you trying to accomplish? I can indeed have people committed to Spellhold, but why would you request it?
Protagonist: I am clearly deranged. Look who I travel with! Minsc, meet the Pirate Lord!
Minsc: Pirate Lord? Such a name does not conjure images of righteous behavior. Stand still a moment and let Boo have a look at you.
Desharik: Er, why is your friend pointing a hamster at me?
Minsc: Boo will soon have you figured out. You certainly seem friendlier that I would think a Pirate Lord would be. And where is your peg?
Desharik: My--- what?
Minsc: Your peg, A proper pirate has a peg, whether a leg, arm or… uh… some other expendable extremity. And a parrot.
Desharik: A parrot?
Minsc: Certainly! As I have my Boo, so too must you have your parrot. Boo likes parrots. They could wrassel.
Desharik: I’ve seen enough. Congratulations, you are on your way to Spellhold. You are clearly a danger to the general community. By the gods. I think I’m stupider for talking to you. Stupider? More Stupid? Get them out of my sight, all of them! They may all have this disease of the mind.
Post edited February 27, 2012 by TVs_Frank
I'm in! I hope I win so I can p0wn some villainous n00bs who have the gall to call themselves "Servants of Elemental Evil".

...of course, that's not to say someone else couldn't do a MUCH better job than I. ;)

EDIT: Thanks, Zangtesu, for the giveaway! (Can't believe I forgot my manners!)
Post edited February 27, 2012 by Expack
I'm in!
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I already have it but I want to thank you! :)
It's nice of you to do this. Count me in.
Last entries! Will make the draw in about 4 hours, so this is your last chance to enter.

Good luck to all.
yay. i like to win stuff
something funny related to your name OP
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Once upon a time there was a guy who lived in a country far away. He entered a contest and hoped to win.

The end?
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Matchstickman: Once upon a time there was a guy who lived in a country far away. He entered a contest and hoped to win.

The end?
Your not from a country far far away :P Portugal and UK are very near :P
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lukaszthegreat: yay. i like to win stuff
something funny related to your name OP
Haha! I see bleach too, but now it kinda sucks after the Aizen Arc :P
Post edited February 28, 2012 by Zangtesu
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Matchstickman: Once upon a time there was a guy who lived in a country far away. He entered a contest and hoped to win.

The end?
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Zangtesu: Your not from a country far far away :P Portugal and UK are very near :P
Only by geography, by fairy tale it's miles away!