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*** Winner ***
Pardinuz
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... is not the question. The questions is: "Are you vicious enough to put those self-righteous, good-for-nothing do-gooders in their place?".

If you think you are and you fulfill all of the following requirements:

- joined our unwilling assistant GOG.com at the latest of November 2014
- has made the community belief that you're a good enough person to earn a rep of at least 10 points
- don't want to regift or trade

Then join the Forces of Ultimate Malevolence™! After a period of one week*, we'll send to the recruit a copy** of Dungeon Keeper Gold, so that he/she can start his/her training immediately. (Political correctness is really a pain in the ass. An ingenious work of one of our proudest members!)

If there are more than one contender, random.org will be used to determine our newest member.
And always remember the rules:
1. Never talk about the Forces of Ultimate Malevolence™!
2. Evil will always prevail because Good is just too dumb to find their own asses with both hands!

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Edit:
* End date: next Monday, 12/15/2014
** GOG gift-code
Post edited December 14, 2014 by viperfdl
Not in because I have dungeon keeper 1 and am loving it! We will wipe out Nancy dogooders soon enough! Mwahahahahahahaha +1!
NOT IN but thanks for the giveaway. +1

Oh, and nice writing.. you almost convinced me to join the FUM.. :D - Cheers!
Can enterprising individuals who are not in join? Get me in front of an RTS game and malevolence I shall happily provide!
Not in, I already have the training software being offered. Beside I already sent a letter to request admittance in the Evil League of Evil, MUHAHAhAHA...
Zombie Santa signing up.
It would be an honor to join the Forces of Ultimate Malevolence and lead my army of decaying gnomes to rid this land of those good-for-nothing do-gooders!
Evil shall prevail!
Ahh, I see. Our allies in our struggle against boring goodness have already spread their 'gifts' among the unsuspicious sheep. Good, good!
*rubs his hands*
I'm a goody goody guy! :P

Not in & +1! :D

:P
not in but thanks for the giveaway awesomeness, i dont see when this giveaway end date xD, think u forgot to add it...
i already have the game it's awesome,
not in cause I already own Dungeon Keeper 1 but +1 for the giveaway
Hmmm, so far only one (Pardinuz) and a half (?) (Shadowstalker16) contenders.
C'mon, creatures of the night! Come to the dark side! We have cookies!
Just saying I'm not in.....................

AND we need more recruits! Come on people; the apocalypse is coming. Join the winning side. Or stay where you are and watch while our armies flatten city after city!
I'll proudly join the forces of evil and start to slaghter by breathing fire into the houses of unawared poor people who didn't see it coming.
*bump*
What if the contestants are more evil than You think and hoard unused dungeon keeper keys so they won't be contested as the dungeon master?