We're not even a real fscking country! We're a fscking union of states. And it's not like we're even in fscking control of anything! Fscking reptilian lizard-people control everything here. You ask some girl if she wants to fsck, and she's all, "Eh, I don't think so. Fscking might lead to prsgnsncy, and I'm off the pill 'cause all those fscking lizard people took them for who knows what..." And then there's our edu... wait, I think there's a typo in the "Mark as 'qsestssn/prsblsm'" area. Yeah, "ecourages" is suppose to be "scssrsgses". Look it up before the lizard people take away our ability to spell things right!