Crewdroog: HA! Jokes on you, I ALREADY smell like the colonel's armpits.
....wait a minute...
*throws chicken bones, blows up five chickens and stands on her own head* I curse you with the joys of having elevator music stuck in your head for eternity!
Sachys: ...also, looks like you inverted your nipples when you did that!
*points!
Hey, I was born that way. Besides, my parents said it makes me a special, unique fucking snowflake. ...and how did you know that with me wearing a shirt and bra? :|
...wait, you invented elevator muzak?