Posted April 04, 2012
I have decided I should offer free hugs to those who wish them.
Disclaimer:
Free hugs are given as is, they cannot be traded for some other form of 'favour' and have no perceived monetary value. Any injuries you incur during your free hug are your sole responsibility and any inappropriate touching is purely an awkward mistake. There is a limit of 3 hugs per person as after that it gets weird and my other half might get jealous. If you do not enjoy your free hug then consult your local doctor immediately.
Disclaimer:
Free hugs are given as is, they cannot be traded for some other form of 'favour' and have no perceived monetary value. Any injuries you incur during your free hug are your sole responsibility and any inappropriate touching is purely an awkward mistake. There is a limit of 3 hugs per person as after that it gets weird and my other half might get jealous. If you do not enjoy your free hug then consult your local doctor immediately.