In my best Steve Irwin voice

1. This is the most dangerous beast in the world, the dreaded DRM.
2. I'm going to try and get closer without it seeing us.
3. We need to be vary careful because it has the strength to ruin our day.
4. Its turning around we need to

1. they say the pen is mightier than the sword.
2. ...
3. ...
4. obviously, this isn't true, otherwise I wouldn't be losing so many duels.

1. need more bacon
2. Need More Bacon
3. NEED MORE BACON!
4. oh wait a minute, You there lousy piece of sister... to the shop! GO!

1.Ahh, my hair is quite fancy today!
2.Wait a second...
3.My American comb is floating in the air! Quick, research floating-thing technology!
GO!!

1. *Inhales*
2.*Exhales*
3.Who Called Down the Thunder?
4.Now Reap the Whirlwind...Run
Go!!

-Time to practice my Here's Johnny face....
-HNGGGG! Hmm...not quite there yet...
-Aha! Here we go!
-Yes, this will be a hit among the ladies.

Some good entries thus far. I suspect that this thread needs a small *bump* though.

1)Wait. Whats this. Horse Armour
2)What! Its that much
3) Screw It. Bethesda TAKE MY MONEY

GO

1- Handsome face. CHECK
2-Angry face. CHECK
3-Suprised face. CHECK
4-Time to start shooting to next scene guys.

1. I feel charming
2. Oh so charming!!!!
3. It's alarming how charming I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!!
4. and pretty...I just can't believe I'm reallllllll!!!!
GO!

1. Stalin VS Martians installation, check.
2. Wolfenstein 3D installation, check.
3. Company of Heroes installation, check.
4. And finally... my beloved Call of Duty - installation check. Stalingrad level, GO!

Post last-min rules change: Two winners.

saramakos wins the first prize, and gets to pick game first.

and

Rodzaju wins the second prize, and gets to pick a game once saramakos has picked one. I'll send you a PM as soon as saramakos has made a choice. And if anyone is interested, this is what the original looked like:

Brilliant thanks!
I would like to pick Depths of Peril thanks :)

Cognrats to the two winners and thanks again, AFnord!