What did the cashier at Walmart say to his manager for showing up 10 minutes late for work?

Manager-"Damnit Ian, your late again. Do you how many caps we lost today covering your late ass?"

Ian-"Caps?! What do you play fallout?"

Manager-"Well...I..."

Ian-"Sir, for liking an awesome game series, I'll not only stop showing up late-I'll come in a half an hour early."

Manager-"Well...I guess...thats.....good."

The manager returned home that evening and Ian never was late again. See how easy that was. Fallout not only improves your concentration but broadens your mind. There are some things money can't buy, for every thing else there's good old games.

eeer wut

huh?

I believe I speak for everyone when I so eloquently say: "lolwut?"

Would be a nice interview question: What currency is used in fallout :P

Is this story autobiographical, by any chance?

I have no idea what you just said, but I agree entirely.

Now imagine the reaction if it had been gil instead of caps what was mentioned.

Hmmm might be the coffee, i am on 6 cups so you must be on atleast 11...
Speaking of which... dont use any sugar - it inhibits the caffeine induced insights
War, war never Matildas... or add some salt im told...

edit : btw Gauss pistol ftw... before that, the bladerunner gun ftw...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

A cleverly (??) disguised MasterCard / GOG promotion.

My love for fallout gives me ability to do many things. Thinking correctly hasn't been 1 of them lately. Laughing at my own jokes is definitely one though.

Edit-Oh and I've been drinking 15 cups of coffee a day for the past 2 years. Works like a charm, hehe