I shoplifted on a store without getting caught.

I went to boarding school so have done some terrible things in my time, but they were probably more vile than anything else.

Cegep, model rocket project presentation day. The third year students are acting dumb so one of my classmates throws rocks at his rocket on the launch pad and cracks a wing. Upset, he has his friend pull out some brass knucks to threaten an apology out. I figure, what a bunch of crap and start recruiting my other classmate friends to systematically break his rocket further. First I get one person to break off another wing which he does without hesitation. The second recruit refuses to help but ends up helping later on .... I take the rocket and fill the tube with grass and weeds and force the nose into the ground bending it badly. With the rocket now stuck in the ground, I get one more person to put the final touches. He takes masking tape and writes RIP in the grass next to the rocket. The second guy who refused to help ends up being the getaway driver as we all bolt to his car and drive off.

Suffice to say he (the rocket guy) ended up failing that project because of us and yes I hated his guts. I always did. I just had a marginal reason to hurt him further that day. I could care less. A few weeks later, I remember another classmate who wasn't too fond of me (I guess for talking too much) say I don't like you, but hey you got rid of that stupid kid so it's all good now. Yes, feed my hate. Justify my hatred. Bwahhaha! I set that kid back another three years before he finally graduated.

I tricked my friend into playing ET for the nes xD

I am a proud tenor sax soloist. (Gonna play tank! tonight with jazz band!)

All with a huge, bright and polite shit eating grin on their faces. On their pretty blond bairded little faces. And by baird i mean not really baird, but the kind that ladies would be sporting if ladies had bairds. ;)

Was out of the country visiting some family in Germany, the neighbors below us had a "Sex Olympics" with high volume about every night. Well one day, we got tired of it. We recorded their "fun" with the woman saying her normal stuff and shouts of "fun". Well one day when we KNEW the woman was away and the guy was home alone, We hooked the speaker up and aimed it at the floor, played it at a volume he could hear it.

Well sure enough, our thoughts was right. Later when the woman got home, it sounds like he accused her of sleeping with someone else in the APT cause he says "I know the sounds you make!!!" Was funny as hell! But end game result. No more late night Olympics for us to hear at night. All the silent was great. =D

Truly hilarious and ingenious. I bow to you Mysticales

I killed a guy. Just kidding, but one time when I was younger I lied about my age to get on a porn site. I know, I am pretty evil. Sometimes I cant live with my self.

I smoked some cannabis this one time.

I'll admit to it... I'm a serial jay-walker!

One night at our local nightclub when I was about 19 this good looking couple where basically going around asking guys to come back with them for a bit of "fun". Serial killers or swingers I will never know but they missed out our one friend Andy.

So I pulled this very drunk adventurous lady aside and asked if they were still looking for someone as I had a friend who swung both ways. I explained he was a little shy when it came to men and her partner should wait in the taxi and she could come over and convince him (she was pretty hot so it didnt take long) but leave out the guy till they are in the taxii.

So off they went and I think they even got to the end of the road before then door flew open and he came running back swearing his head off. Now heres the evil bit, knowing I was about to get a well deserved punch/headbutt I rushed to my poor buds aid and asked what happened then explaining our friend Mark had done it. Mark got a bust nose and he never believed him it was me ;-).

Something really evil? I modified ,ini files of Dungeon Keeper to get creatures that were part forces of good. It was very funny when your entrance spawned Witches and Samurai instead of normal creatures.

Good evil times. Too bad I don't posses DK in my collection anymore. :/

Dude you gotta post those tweaks