I was in Peru on libo and we were being harassed by little beggar children who tried to sell us gum. We told their mothers we would buy the kids off them and the mothers asked to see the money first. Later that night we were all drinking at an open bar (surprise) and a little girl came by to ask for money. Well, there is a total douche picture of me somewhere holding a pitcher while posing next to the girl waving gang signs. She told me to F off. Harsh for a 4 yo.

EDIT: I remember worse from Thailand. I'm feeling pretty bad already but I'll go there if anyone ups the ante.

In Garry's mod, after i bought it and seen the achievements, the first one i set to achieve (and achieved in less than 2 hours) was the Innocent Bystander achievement: Kill ONE THOUSAND INNOCENT ANIMALS. It felt nice...

http://steamcommunity.com/stats/GarrysMod/achievements/

I once did contract work for Microsoft. And I enjoyed it.

Also, I squeeze my toothpaste from the middle.

I can't think of anything I done that was that evil but I have a truly evil idea-

Give everyone in a third world country, enough electricity or a battery for a free tv given to them. Have it only show one show 24 hours every day. The Show would be biggest loser. For those who don't know what it is, it is about a bunch of fat people trying to lose weight.

In the last few days, I've killed a lot of paper outlined enemies. With real bullets. Pew pew pew

MuahaHAHA /evil laugh

One time, my brother was telling me about a nightmare he had, about a headless bicyclist, and I looked at him, and totally straight-faced said, "Oh my God, you've seen him too?" I nearly had him pissing his pants, and only told him I'd made it up when he starting saying he was going to sleep downstairs that night, which was where I was going to be spending the night.

Also, one time I got him and his friend to look up Goatse. Surely one of those is evil enough?

Edit: Oh, yeah, they were twelve. But they deserved it for being asshats. Maybe that balances things a bit?

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A colleague made me a little programme that plays the epic sax man 10 music on start up, I put it on my dads PC, its designed to only show in the processes and he's been trying to stop it since 11.00 (10 hours) it has stopped now but it will start again next time.

I once took a box of my dad's cigarettes, half-emptied one and put a tom thumb (small firecracker) inside. I then filled it up with as much of the removed tobacco as I could fit - it looked almost as good as new - and put it back in the box sticking out slightly for accessibility before putting the box back where I had found it. Soon my father came for a smoke. He sat down. He drew the correct cigarette. He lit it. He was... very surprised.

I'm a douche. That's evil. >:)

Oh, and I'm Uruk's minion. Can't beat that.

Oh-oh, I have a fun story! >:) When I was littler I had a lot of 'scientific' ideas. I once tried to make a parachute out of a very large piece of synthetic material. Was I the one to test it? -- Of course not! I made my little sister jump and try out my parachute. Worry not, the height was not that big and I took the precaution of telling her to jump on a haystack. Still, she did get minor injuries; she never forgot the incident and reminds me of it with every occasion. :))

I have iPad and i like it.

Not that it in itself is evil.. But I'm posting something evil to win a game.. now that's evil.

On to the fake evil post:

I once spit in a bullies drink and he didn't know.

All Swedes work as telemarketers. It's in your blood. Theres nothing evil about it.. Your just all very polite. :)

Some evil thing I did... Well, once I got possessed and I had to be exorcised.