I am the proud owner and squatter of the /EVIL steam community group. http://steamcommunity.com/groups/EVIL

Nobody can take it. It's all mine!

I once had a step-dad I disliked intensely and his job was long-distance driver..

One day I bought three packets of chocolate laxatives and put them all into his flask of coffee.. needless to say he was rather late home from that journey.. almost 17 hours late.

I've told no one this until today ;)

I was watching Land of the Dead and had my nephew believe it was real news. He was concerned his mother was going to be eaten, until I told him it was fake and then he slapped me a few times.

ALRIGHT, THIS IS A HOLDUP! HAND OVER THE COPY OF DUNGEON KEEPER AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

does this count? :P

Last time I went camping, I trapped 3 bees in a box in the woods before I left. Shook the box up, taunted the little guys inside, that sort of thing.

They were pretty pissed.

I have worked as a telemarketer...beat that...nothing is more evil...

I got an e-mail. I had to forward it to 10 people otherwise bunch of puppie will die. Puppies died.

I remember back in school, attempting to steal a magazine from a hobby shop.
Of course, I got caught with the mag inside my jumper.

I got dragged into the managers office & given the whole "If I don't call the cops & my boss finds out, I'll lose my job" lecture.
It would be my fault he was out of a job & unable to buy christmas pressies for his kids (This was november).

I burst into tears and blubbed about how my mum was gona kill me when she found out.
Not only did he not call the cops, He GAVE me the mag as a christmas pressie!
I never stole anything again.
I was too scared to go back into that shop for more than 5 years.
However, once I did scrape up the nerve, I spent way too much money in there.
Go go guilty conscience!

I have never played Dungeon Keeper 1.

How bad is that?

I love to tickle my girl a lot...

... in fact, I'm off to tickle her right nao!

/evil

On fallout 3 I blew up Megaton XD. I felt so evil afterwards I started a new save and went all good.

I let wife and child die of hunger. Sims are sometimes so cruel. ;(

Hmmm... well... I'm living with other students, and one time, i've eaten a huge slice of pizza from one of them. He didn't notice :P

During my last month of working for BT, I spent my time simply transferring all my assigned work back into the pending que, with a review date after I had left. I like to think that in some small way the massive influx of unresolved issues appearing all at once stuffed up their KPI targets and led to the entire department being shut down not long afterwards.

Oh yeh, and I told my friends kid the ice cream van only plays music when it's ran out of ice cream.