Posted June 13, 2011

liquidsnakehpks
sons of liberty
Registered: Dec 2009
From India

sethsez
New User
Registered: Jul 2009
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011

Saying Gearbox didn't polish the game up is unfair. They did. The game was most likely in far worse shape than this when they got it. This is Exhibit A for the phrase "you can't polish a turd."

But you're not right in saying that more could have been done. The game has been a money sink for 2K for YEARS, and they weren't likely to throw more good money after bad in an effort to salvage it. And you can't just say "well, hobbyists are capable of doing better..." because it doesn't work that way. Money still has to be spent to get the artists to do the work, and at this point it made no financial sense. Given the time it would have taken to get some things presentable, other parts would have gotten even more dated. That's the trap that got the game where it is in the first place!
It was a lost cause. The amount of money and time that would have had to be spent to get this thing up to "completed and good" status would most likely have equaled the cost of just producing a new game. New assets were created, context was given to stage chunks that otherwise had none, the engine was made to run better. But it's like trying to trick out a Chevy Volt... at some point you're just running up against the limitations of what you're given and you'd be better off starting from scratch with a better base.
Gearbox did a lot of work to get this thing as presentable as it is now. That doesn't mean Gearbox is incompetent, it means the original content they were given was unworkable. You could give this shit to Miyamoto, Will Wright and John Carmack and they wouldn't know where to start. It is, at its very core, a completely flawed game, from the engine to the art design to the gameplay.
Post edited June 13, 2011 by sethsez

sethsez
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Registered: Jul 2009
From United States

liquidsnakehpks
sons of liberty
Registered: Dec 2009
From India
Posted June 13, 2011
look at the list of developers that worked on the game
3D Realms,
Triptych Games,
Gearbox Software
Piranha Games
3D Realms,
Triptych Games,
Gearbox Software
Piranha Games

PlatypusPie
I om nom RPGs
Registered: Jul 2010
From United Kingdom
Posted June 13, 2011

That bit with the alien rape scene sounds tasteless and fucking disgusting, especially if he's right about every joke practically falling flat.

It's all in the delivery and context. Duke Nukem 3D felt like a parody of / homage to every macho 80s action movie, but the Duke Nukem Forever Holsom twins hive scene feels like George Broussard firing back at every woman who ever rejected him because he's a fat, lazy piece of shit.

Metro09
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Registered: Sep 2009
From United States

sethsez
New User
Registered: Jul 2009
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011

It's all in the delivery and context. Duke Nukem 3D felt like a parody of / homage to every macho 80s action movie, but the Duke Nukem Forever Holsom twins hive scene feels like George Broussard firing back at every woman who ever rejected him because he's a fat, lazy piece of shit.

Then a crying woman yelled "WHEN DID SOMEONE GIVE ME ROOFIES"
So... yeah. There's bad taste, and then there's no taste.

Mentalepsy
Game Elemental
Registered: Sep 2008
From Other
Posted June 13, 2011

That bit with the alien rape scene sounds tasteless and fucking disgusting, especially if he's right about every joke practically falling flat.

In Manhattan Project, Mech Morphix strapping women to mutagenic slime bombs for no clear reason was campy, absurd, and pitch-perfect for Duke Nukem. Duke 3D went a little further than that with naked zoned-out women snared and entangled in alien sludge, but I don't feel that that went too far. All in the name of a little schlocky fun, right?
Based on Destructoid and some comments on the RPS article today, this scene sounds like it's not interested in fun. If it really is worse than it sounds, I don't think I want to see it.

Dapper Tardigrade
New User
Registered: May 2011
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011

That bit with the alien rape scene sounds tasteless and fucking disgusting, especially if he's right about every joke practically falling flat.

It's all in the delivery and context. Duke Nukem 3D felt like a parody of / homage to every macho 80s action movie, but the Duke Nukem Forever Holsom twins hive scene feels like George Broussard firing back at every woman who ever rejected him because he's a fat, lazy piece of shit.

doccarnby
The Devil's Eyes
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011
Said women were also begging you to kill them because they'd already been impregnated by the aliens. And Episode 4 begins with a video of a woman giving birth to an alien monstrosity. I don't think Duke 3D is nearly as tame as some people remember. Although this scene sounds a bit more... extreme.

Delixe
Not Merry
Registered: Sep 2008
From Ireland
Posted June 13, 2011
From Jim Sterling's twitter: So @JimSterling wasn't kidding about the rape stage in Duke Nukem Forever. There are girls crying "I'm too young to be pregnant."

TheCheese33
Saves The Day
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011


In Manhattan Project, Mech Morphix strapping women to mutagenic slime bombs for no clear reason was campy, absurd, and pitch-perfect for Duke Nukem. Duke 3D went a little further than that with naked zoned-out women snared and entangled in alien sludge, but I don't feel that that went too far. All in the name of a little schlocky fun, right?
Based on Destructoid and some comments on the RPS article today, this scene sounds like it's not interested in fun. If it really is worse than it sounds, I don't think I want to see it.

CowboyBebop
on vacation
Registered: Apr 2011
From United States
Posted June 13, 2011
I expected Duke Nukem Forever to have some (a lot) of sexist actions, crude jokes, and to push the envelope but having women begging you to kill them because they had been raped and the roofie joke is just going too far. I don't plan on buying this game now.

Kabuto
Comme un patron
Registered: Feb 2010
From Canada
Posted June 13, 2011

sethsez
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Registered: Jul 2009
From United States