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This is my favourite topic
Posted June 13, 2011
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ale81drummer: This game is fucking awful.

Also, GameRager, you are really annoying. Considering you've been trying to redeem yourself after trolling and receiving negative reputation because of it, you're really taking the wrong route by arguing with everyone about how much this game clearly sucks. I'm not sure who could enjoy a game like Duke Nukem Forever; certainly not anyone who played Duke 3D, or even Duke 1 and 2 when they were new. You're either just constantly jonesing for an argument, or you have no taste whatsoever. Maybe both.
Are you criticizing him for going against the popular opinion? Do we make the world a better place if we copy the current consensus instead of making up our own minds? Since you think that it is clear that this game sucks I must ask you, have you played it yourself?

As for me I think it is something between not so good and ok, but as I haven't played it I don't really know.
Posted June 13, 2011
Another review from the French Jeuxvideo.com :

http://www.jeuxvideo.com/articles/0001/00015137-duke-nukem-forever-test.htm

11 out of 20

"Duke Nukem Forever is a mediocre FPS and a bitter deception for those who waited for this sequel for 15 years. Gearbox did his job in the fan service department bringing back the "spirit" of the series, but that's all. Clumsy, badly paced, and with a catastrophic level design, Duke Nukem is unable to bring back the "fun" of it's ancestor be it in solo or in multilayer. If you are an hardcore fan of Duke you can add 2 or 3 points to the score but don't expect the moon."

For the French impaired, they praised the one-liners, the humor, but didn't liked the short levels and the level design in general, the graphics, the gameplay and the multiplayer.
Post edited June 13, 2011 by Gersen
Posted June 13, 2011
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ale81drummer: This game is fucking awful.

Also, GameRager, you are really annoying. Considering you've been trying to redeem yourself after trolling and receiving negative reputation because of it, you're really taking the wrong route by arguing with everyone about how much this game clearly sucks. I'm not sure who could enjoy a game like Duke Nukem Forever; certainly not anyone who played Duke 3D, or even Duke 1 and 2 when they were new. You're either just constantly jonesing for an argument, or you have no taste whatsoever. Maybe both.
Nice flamebait there pal. I like the game, so I say my peace about it...don't like it? Then don't come in here. Simple.
Posted June 13, 2011
Just beat it and I think it's great.
Suck it, internet.
Posted June 13, 2011
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OctopusMan: Are you criticizing him for going against the popular opinion? Do we make the world a better place if we copy the current consensus instead of making up our own minds? Since you think that it is clear that this game sucks I must ask you, have you played it yourself?
No, he's criticizing him because he's really annoying. He's really annoying in this thread, and he's really annoying in other threads. His stance on the game is irrelevant. He'd be just as annoying if he hated the game.
Posted June 13, 2011
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OctopusMan: Are you criticizing him for going against the popular opinion? Do we make the world a better place if we copy the current consensus instead of making up our own minds? Since you think that it is clear that this game sucks I must ask you, have you played it yourself?
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stonebro: No, he's criticizing him because he's really annoying. He's really annoying in this thread, and he's really annoying in other threads. His stance on the game is irrelevant. He'd be just as annoying if he hated the game.
And you think you're not annoying?
Posted June 13, 2011
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GameRager: And you think you're not annoying?
Compared to you, yeah.

I'll do a comparison in terms that you can understand.

I'm more like a soundless, smooth fart in a big room. You know, where the gas just escapes your asscrack with a barely audible whisper of moving air, and you almost expect it to smell of pine cones afterwards.

You're like the 80 decibel whopper where you can feel your asscrack vibrate like you just took a mallet to a gong, and that leaves a visible brown smudge in your underwear afterwards.
Posted June 13, 2011
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GameRager: And you think you're not annoying?
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stonebro: Compared to you, yeah.

I'll do a comparison in terms that you can understand.

I'm more like a soundless, smooth fart in a big room. You know, where the gas just escapes your asscrack with a barely audible whisper of moving air, and you almost expect it to smell of pine cones afterwards.

You're like the 80 decibel whopper where you can feel your asscrack vibrate like you just took a mallet to a gong, and that leaves a visible brown smudge in your underwear afterwards.
If you're just in here to troll what makes you think you're better than how you perceive me? :P
Posted June 13, 2011
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GameRager: And you think you're not annoying?
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stonebro: Compared to you, yeah.

I'll do a comparison in terms that you can understand.

I'm more like a soundless, smooth fart in a big room. You know, where the gas just escapes your asscrack with a barely audible whisper of moving air, and you almost expect it to smell of pine cones afterwards.

You're like the 80 decibel whopper where you can feel your asscrack vibrate like you just took a mallet to a gong, and that leaves a visible brown smudge in your underwear afterwards.
An unnessesary but accurate assesment.
Posted June 13, 2011
Can we stick to the thread topic and not derail? Or is that truly so hard to do?
Posted June 13, 2011
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GameRager: And you think you're not annoying?
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stonebro: Compared to you, yeah.

I'll do a comparison in terms that you can understand.

I'm more like a soundless, smooth fart in a big room. You know, where the gas just escapes your asscrack with a barely audible whisper of moving air, and you almost expect it to smell of pine cones afterwards.

You're like the 80 decibel whopper where you can feel your asscrack vibrate like you just took a mallet to a gong, and that leaves a visible brown smudge in your underwear afterwards.
rofl as usual stonesome lol :D
Posted June 13, 2011
I am about as subtle as that smell that tells the nurse your grandpa crapped his pants.
Posted June 13, 2011
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Tulivu: I am about as subtle as that smell that tells the nurse your grandpa crapped his pants.
+1 for making me laugh.
Posted June 13, 2011
24 hours......or less if the store releases at midnight. I so wish I had it already.
Posted June 13, 2011
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/13/metareview-duke-nukem-forever/
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