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****** GIVEAWAY IS NOW OVER *****


It has happened again. I came back home under the domination of of several Czech pilsner beers. And wife allowed me to switch on computer. And here you can see result:). I decided to give community back little from that gave me here. And hosting my first giveaway. Nothing hard, nothing complicated. Few words is enough:)

Prize:
Baldur's Gate: The Original Saga (GOG)

Rules:
1. Rep must be greater than 18 (countries where you can drink since 18 years) or 21 (rest of world).
2. Write some funny (or educational!) story about you and alcohol. Or at least your favorite and most hated drink.
3. Prize is for you purpose only. Being for someone else is allowed.
4. Say that you are in!

Enjoy your life, take it easy and good luck everyone!
Drink responsibly!
Post edited December 03, 2013 by truhlik77
Never get drunk over a girl and fall in the water in the middle of the winter.
Not in as i already have it, but +1.
How am I supposed to tell a story about being drunk!? If I was drunk I wouldn't be able to remember the story!

It's like this, do you remember when you were in your 20s?
I don't.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is begging them to put clothes on.

Not in.
Heheh! Nice one - but not in!
*raises glass!
Alcohol is man's greatest invention. When you're sad, it makes you happy, and when you're happy, it makes you happier.


Not in but +1
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Sachys: Heheh! Nice one - but not in!
*raises glass!
And you wonder why you can't sleep at times.
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lugum: And you wonder why you can't sleep at times.
That would be the lifelong insomnia!
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Licurg: Alcohol is man's greatest invention. When you're sad, it makes you happy, and when you're happy, it makes you happier.

Not in but +1
It doesn't always make you happier when you are sad. nor you always feel happy afterwards.
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lugum: And you wonder why you can't sleep at times.
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Sachys: That would be the lifelong insomnia!
But alcohol can't help. ;) longterm atleast.
Post edited November 28, 2013 by lugum
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lugum:
believe me mate - when you haven't slept for three or four days and your body refuses to give into fatigue and sleeping pills are not an option due to component allergies, alchohol does wonders!
I'm in :-)

We need more people doing the same ;-)
I when to a kegger one time with my girlfriend (my wife now). Well let just say I had a few drinks and we got a ride back to her mom's house, where she was living at the time. So we had some great drunken sex and stuff, and well to keep the story short later that night I got out of bed to got the bathroom and get a drink. Then on my way back to her room, I took a wrong turn and ended up in her MOM'S room. Once in there I sat down on the bed and her mom woke up. oh and one more thing I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PANTS OR UNDERWEAR ON! yep I was nude from the bellybutton down sitting on her mom's bed.....and yes she still married me after that!. hahaha

Thank the gods for blackout I don't remember a thing but my wife sure does.
2am. Got back from drinking for once after a long while not having Belgian beer, with a Basque "neighbour" to boot. Tomorrow gotta work, but I feel great right now,

Still not in
I'll throw my hat in.

I came home late and very, very drunk one time when I was younger and had to be VERY CAREFUL on the stairs up to my room so as not to wake my parents. Mustering up all my concentration I carefully placed my foot on the first step and - CRASH! fell down. I ended up falling on the stairs four times and by the time I got to the top, both of my parents were waiting for me...
Not in, but +1. Cheers!