Vitek: I'd like to join NATO forces to stop those evil commies.
Welcome to Task Force 31, Captain. You will get your chance soon enough since Latest bulletin from NATO admiralty warns of change in DEFCON level. All NATO forces are now officialy on DEFCON 3.
While we wait for the last participant who will join ranks of Glorious Northern Fleet "Red Banner" here are some press clippings for your enjoyment
Magyar Hirlap, Monday, 10th June 1985 ...with girls waving our flags and throwing flowers at the trains carrying our troops towards Yugoslav border, where joint exercises will be held with Yugoslav 4th army. Our historical relations with Yugoslavia and close ties that we keep with this friendly socialist country ensure that our enemies tremble in fear and don't even think about crossing our borders and bringing their damned capitalism into our country. In other news petrol rations will be enforced for another month, Minister of interior said yesterday since...
Pravda, Friday, 14th June 1985 ...and ask not what brought this city to a standstill and why lines and angry people are everywhere, it is widely known that it's propaganda, the last trick used by the Western countries in a doomed attempt to bring this great nation to its knees. The petrol shortage is felt all over the world, not just in our country. Minister of Agriculture, tovarish Degtyarev assures us that right now, petrol is needed in soviet country, where brave and hard working peasants are night and day producing food for our country. It is a matter of national honor to tighten our belt now and work together so that we can reap the benefits later when western leaders come begging for Soviet food, Soviet cars and planes and Soviet revolution to free them from...
Fuldaer Zeitung, Saturday, 15th June 1985 ...and as our eastern neighbors once again rattle their swords in yet another military exercise across the border, residents of Fulda are celebrating life on the streets with a great carnival that will bring people from the whole region together. Is there a better way to show that war is not the answer and that we need to put aside our differences and start living like neighbors, not adversaries. Bahnhofs Fest which was scheduled for the last week of may will coincide with the carnival and local residents...