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Posted May 27, 2011
Dr.M. has stolen our marketing plans, taken our game masters, absconded with our video trailers, and pilfered our contracts! Coala suggests that we should track down the evil Dr., but how in the world can we do that? We know that he has our "Get HUGE" formula, and we suspect that Dr. M. is going to the headquarters of our next publisher--and we know it's one of the five we've already mentioned in our CDP Days Conference this Spring. One of our clever developer guys pointed out that the only way that Dr. M. could have found GOG's secret headquarters (as opposed to our regular, non-secret one) would be to have put a tracking device somewhere. We've tracked Dr. M's tracker (ha! Take that, evil!) and we're plotting his location on a world map with each of our possible upcoming publishers' locations in them. Keep tuned for more updates as we triangulate on the signal and try to track down...the DASTARDLY DR. M.!


the mysterious Dr. M. made his appearance was way back in September, when we re-launched and moved the service out from the beta. Now, with the big announcement quickly approaching, it seems that Dr. M. has come out of the shadow once again. What's he up to this time? Find out more in the tale of great horror, entitled "Dr. M. & The Dastardly Doom". What horrors await? What grim future is coming to GOG.com?

We'll be posting the next pages of the comic in the next days so stay tuned to this news post as the story will reveal more info on Dr. M. and the secret briefcase!
Post edited June 02, 2011 by Cook
Posted May 30, 2011
Can I have the sacred ashes of the french monk?
Posted May 30, 2011
"how could that accent possibly be real?"

THAT'S WHAT I SAID! I has power to see future! Now... how to use it without messing stuff up and make my life a living hell?
Post edited May 30, 2011 by Miaghstir
Posted May 30, 2011
So hope it's EA. Bring us some Ultima and System Shock!
Posted May 30, 2011
Knowing GOG and how slick they are w/ their hints, they've probably hinted at ALL 5 groups that they mentioned a while back before TW2's release and that they ALL are coming to GOG.... ;)

Now, wouldn't that be awesome, or what? ;)
Posted May 30, 2011
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MysterD: Knowing GOG and how slick they are w/ their hints, they've probably hinted at ALL 5 groups that they mentioned a while back before TW2's release and that they ALL are coming to GOG.... ;)

Now, wouldn't that be awesome, or what? ;)
OMG it would be so awesome that the userbase would implode in on itself due to the sheer awesomeitude of it all.
Posted May 30, 2011
"Sacre chaton"?? "Holy kitten"? What kind of cursing is that?

I know this monk is actually french (aka, Guillaume Raimbourg), but in our language he could find so much more colourful swearing, without even being vulgar.

My personal favorite: "Vertu d'un petit poisson!" ("Modesty of a small fish"), or "Que le feu St-Antoine vous arde" ("may St Anthony's fire burn thee")
Posted May 30, 2011
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MasodikTiasma: My personal favorite: "Vertu d'un petit poisson!" ("Modesty of a small fish"), or "Que le feu St-Antoine vous arde" ("may St Anthony's fire burn thee")
Sure, Guillaume's French. The guy who wrote the script, as I understand it, is a stinking American.
Posted May 30, 2011
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MasodikTiasma: My personal favorite: "Vertu d'un petit poisson!" ("Modesty of a small fish"), or "Que le feu St-Antoine vous arde" ("may St Anthony's fire burn thee")
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TheEnigmaticT: Sure, Guillaume's French. The guy who wrote the script, as I understand it, is a stinking American.
Ahah.
Yeah I think you (MasodikTiasma) missed the point about the fact that the french monk is a stereotyped french (and so cannot use proper swearing).
I mean do you really say "le" when you speak english? 'cause I don't. Yet you don't seem to have a problem with that.
It's just like people saying "omelette du fromage" or "nous sommes du soleil".
Posted May 30, 2011
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Miaghstir: THAT'S WHAT I SAID![/url] I has power to see future! Now... how to use it without messing stuff up and make my life a living hell?
Read the line about inhaling monk's ashes and my post

:D
Post edited May 30, 2011 by SLP2000
Posted May 30, 2011
Wait a second. Just one second. So GoG stole their own briefcase and then delivered it to themselves?

Something's fishy.
Posted May 30, 2011
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SLP2000: :D
Oh bugger, dividebyzer[CONNECTION LOST]
Posted May 30, 2011
"You know, I never liked that monk anyway" HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god, I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. My girlfriend is giving me weird looks... She just doesn't get it! (something I tell her every time I visit GOG.com).
Posted May 30, 2011
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TheEnigmaticT: Sure, Guillaume's French. The guy who wrote the script, as I understand it, is a stinking American.
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Emualynk: Ahah.
Yeah I think you (MasodikTiasma) missed the point about the fact that the french monk is a stereotyped french (and so cannot use proper swearing).
I mean do you really say "le" when you speak english? 'cause I don't. Yet you don't seem to have a problem with that.
It's just like people saying "omelette du fromage" or "nous sommes du soleil".
Why mais bien sûr! I say "le" all le time when I express moi-même in le English! Ouh lala, don't you?

Don't worry, I get the point. I still think the french monk, being french AND a monk, would at least know Rabelais.

Here's a nice bit of "le expression orale française". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJ-W6LioB8
Posted May 30, 2011
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keeveek: Im waiting for Escape from Monkey Island
Why would you wait possibly the worst adventure game Lucas Arts ever put out?
Posted May 30, 2011
It's Curse I want, since they're probably not doing a Special Edition and it's hard to find for a reasonable price.
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