The final trade, which I've been waiting months to read, of one of my all time favorite graphic novels arrived in the mail today... on the same day I had eye surgery and can't hardly see shit.

Your turn.

Blackadder : Crisis Baldrick, Crisis! No marriage, no money, more bills! For the first time in my life I've decided to follow a suggestion of yours. Saddle Prince George's horse.
Baldrick : Oh sir, you're not going to become a highwayman, are you?
Blackadder : No I'm auditioning for the part of Arnold the bat in Sheridon's new comedy.
Baldrick : Oh that's alright then.
Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.

Joking aside, that suck orcishgamer! Get well soon!

That sucks! What graphic novel? If you don't mind me askin?

Sorry to hear that. I hope your vision clears soon so you can enjoy your new book.

I've got oral surgery coming up tomorrow morning to take out a broken tooth. Oh, joy! I will have to remember not to complain too much about that. At least I'll be able to come home and see fine to play a game after I have myself a nap.

An old man turned 98; he won the lottery and died the next day.

"Woman! Get over there and irony my shirt!"

No, that doesn't work...

About a year and a half ago I upgraded to Windows 7 to play Just Cause 2.

The next day my video card died and I only had an old one that ran the game at 10fps on all low.

I was not pleased.

Have someone read it to you.

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

Books (the old fashioned kind, that is) don't have a built-in text-to-speech feature.

Wait. I don't want to be read aloud. I feel that violates something somewhere and I am very not OK with the idea.

Define irony?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_amJ0YZrM

and all this time i thought when u mix a little iron in salt, it tastes irony

Political militants accusing each others of intellectual dishonesty.