I think you would be better off asking for just Dishonored, and then a 3rd front tooth for good measure.

Dear Santa,

Stop leaving cookie crumbs all over the rug.

Dear Santa,

Since you have that super awesome sled of yours and you know who has been nice and who has not, could you please go the people who stole my bike earlier this year and beat them to death with a ten-foot rope made of rotting horse dicks? Then you could fly over to those who stole the handlebar and front wheel and drown them in a vat of fermented herring. You could also get me a new bike, but knowing that those people got what they deserved will be enough if you're busy. Thanks.

Dear Santa,

Would you kindly deliver me a copy of Dishonored, and some mistletoe so I can get a kiss from that gal I like...Thank ya very much! :)

I hope santa will give me a place to live.

We will be saved by Santa Christ...(see thatguywiththeglasses.com for details). :P

No humour in there.

Edit: *But how can one use internet in GoG-forum if he has non place to go. Should ber better places

Edit2: It is a diffetrent matter if you have no parents and no roof. So suck that like a lemon. I once lived without electricity 4 months.. It was the best way to say that I'm not welcome in my home from my mother.

Dear Santa:

Nintendo WiiU please :)

I don't really know what is wiiU but I last week tried Wii, that boxing game, it was pretty great.

Dear Santa,

I would like a video card of equal or greater power than the one I have...and working drivers. Oh and Dishonered I suppose.

Dear Santa, let me graduate :P
I think this is out of your jurisdiction, but doesn't hurt to try.

i celebrate every day of december like its christmas. I have 10 billion dollars, and i plan to spend it all on gifts for my dog.

Dear Santa,

Please shove some of your elves up GOG's arse so it'll stop farting around and finally release all the expansions for the EA games in the catalog.

Merry Christmas,
-Gonchi

PS - If you could help them release System Shock 2, that’d be good too.

Dear Santa:

Give me a decent politic to vote for.