One of the first few times i got drunk, i decided to break into someones cabin. The thing is, im not the vandalizing sort. I cant get myself to do anything like that, even wile drunk. It turns out that its really hard to break into a house when you are being careful not to break anything. I failed pretty miserably. I still wonder what i was thinking. I know damn well that even if i got into the cabin i wouldn't have stolen anything. Even if there was a big pile of money in there i wouldn't have taken any of it. Im just not the sort of person who can do that.

Hey thats my plan! Quit copying! Well okay the girl is a different one but thats not the point!
I've also cut my own hair but it was during a major depressive fit so I'm not sure that really counts.
I bought C&C Generals sight unseen, that didn't seem crazy at the time but by fuck was it a stupid decision!

Nuh uh, you're copying! I did it first!
I went to barcelona on a college history trip. It was so hot I shaved off as much body hair as I could in a fit of heat driven madness.
I've also tried to install and play C&C generals more then once. I put myself through that misery several times!

Yeah, it can definitely get hot back in Spain, just be glad you weren't in say, Seville. I grew up in the south and we didn't even have an AC for a couple of years, we'd just open all the windows and spend most of the day in the pool. Two years later we finally got an AC installed.

I'd die. No wait, I wouldn't simply die. I'd melt into a pool of goo, a pool of goo useless even in the world of goo. Just a bubbling mass.
Seriously England got to hot for me sometimes. It can reach -20 in Finland and I'd rather go out in THAT to get ketchup then in 30+. I mean that.

I live in Phoenix AZ, if it isn't 100+ degrees, I'm cold.

Yeah, thats a fairly average day here, the hot ones are somewhere around 120 in weird archaic american measurements and the humidity often gets to the point where you're not sure if you'll die of heatstroke or drown

we're fortunate to not have humidity (as a problem)

At least 110 in your funky system today in my area, and all week it will climb. Air-con systems... half at work failed due to the lack of available power on the local circuit :\

My aircon is just old and crap. I was supposed to be getting a new one for christmas but the money ran out.
My real disadvantage is this laptop I'm typing on, it increases the temperature of the immediate area by at least 10c

craziest thing ? provoking akita inu by looking into its eyes :-D I will never do this again, I swear.
Oh and beeing with my girlfriend for 7 years now, and still ingoring her.

You ignore your girlfriend for 7 years?! That's not crazy, that's, in a way, an achievement worth praising

Once (ONCE!) I sang some karaoke at a restaurant. To protect humanity, no more.
I took a tram trip to meet a bunch of people I only knew via the internet. This was around one of those times moral-panic current-affair shows had a couple of stories about the danger of such trips. Turns out they were right, a cup of Tea at the beach side coffee house costs $4.80.
A long time ago, I mixed extra-spicy-chilli-chips, boysenberry ice cream and choc-coating mix together. If I could provide a single word of advice: Don't.

Oh I remember that karaoke thing, thats when those bloody aliens invaded wasn't it? I had to sing total eclipse of the heart. I hope to hell the rest of the world appreciates how much Australia sacrificed for them! My voice is SO not in that key...
Your chilli story reminds me of another thing I did that was really fucking stupid. I sliced Red Savina Habaneros with my bare hands (and a knife, what I mean to say is that I wasn't wearing gloves) and then went to the bathroom without washing my hands. Now a few people would have done something similar with chillies, most likely with the Jalapeno which has a heat rating of 2500 points or so on the scoville scale (which measures chilli heat) and that can be pretty fucking painful. The red savina, by contrast, has a rating of 350,000-580,000 points. Lets just say it's a miracle I still have a fuctional knob...