Ok, guys - look. We're not thee only game developers anymore. We're not scoring the money we made off the consumers back in the nineties. The new players are going hard and going cheap. I don't know about you all but I can't keep up my lifestyle with the pittance we've been turning in these past five years.

It takes money to make money, right? Here's what I'm suggesting: We dig deep down into our corporate pockets and hire a buncha these High School kids to come in with their Klik N Play crap and flood the market with shoddy terrible shit. Half-finished stupid zombie games will drown out the competition in the digital market so much that these new developers will grow discouraged and head back to Burger King where God intended them this whole damn time anyway.

Interesting. Can I have a link to #471, please?

uh.....what?

I'm rooting for Conspiracy Theory Simulator to come to GOG soon, and I hope the Zombie Apocalype DLC pack is available by then too. :)

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For the past two years I've been saying to myself: "I could probably make a game."
Nothing spectacular but if people can sit through the first 2D Duke Nukem then they could probably tolerate mine as well.

But something was stopping me. Basically that something was putting blood sweat and tears into a game that more than likely wouldn't sell.

Why wouldn't it sell?

No one would ever find it. Day one on Desura it would sink three pages down immediately under a garbage truck dump of Early Access Zombie Match 3 games.

Have you noticed that if it weren't for Steam bringing in truckloads of GamerGate's shovelware and allowing early purchases of Alphas there wouldn't be very many new game on Steam right now?

I think we're seeing the tail end of a massive landslide of unemployed starving game makers finally throwing in the towel after getting buried in RPG Maker spammings. Lol.

Day 1 purchase.

This came surprisingly quick. You wouldn't happen to work for the Reptilians, would you ?

As crazy as it sounds, (and also funny), don't doubt it! :)

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282550/

Next DLC release: "DRM city." This great dlc ads DRM limiting it to one install.

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I have no clue how you guys get by over there, man. But apparently somehow you do.

Hmm... It HAS been like Steam's opened the floodgates to the likes of The 1C Company recently but the deluge is bound to slow down eventually - when the water level of the, I'm going to be kind and call them '2nd tier' releases equalises with the level on GG
Although, saying that, I don't know how many old Hidden Object games the so called 'Strategy First' still have to spray all over the release schedules, those things look like they're slapped together pretty fast, on a production line, too!

I usually like point and click games but absolutely despise hidden object games.

There was a McDonalds in my hometown.

They closed it.

The crowds cheered.

I would too.