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Posted May 11, 2012
Chuck Norris never reads books, he just stares at them until they reveal their contents themselves.

And one for wpegg

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. :P:P:P
Posted May 11, 2012
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Licurg: This thread doesn't suck, it's just that everybody is too scared to make fun of Chuck Norris:P
I don't like posts that only say +1... but....

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Posted May 11, 2012
Fully expect to be hated, but I always thought Chuck Norris WAS the joke...
Posted May 11, 2012
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Dischord: Fully expect to be hated, but I always thought Chuck Norris WAS the joke...
Be careful man, if he finds out you said that, he's gonna get angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry:P
Posted May 11, 2012
Why is there a Chuck Norris joke thread in 2012.
Posted May 11, 2012
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Dischord: Fully expect to be hated, but I always thought Chuck Norris WAS the joke...
Was? As in - he is not anymore? :)
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Vagabond: Why is there a Chuck Norris joke thread in 2012.
Because Chuck Norris decided to make one after he came back from his time-travel to 2112.
Post edited May 11, 2012 by ZPavelZ
Posted May 11, 2012
oh... no...
Posted May 11, 2012
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Vagabond: Why is there a Chuck Norris joke thread in 2012.
Because i'm bored LOL:D
Posted May 11, 2012
Chuck Norris growled during a match at Wrestlemania and WWE became WWO (We Wet Ourselves)
Posted May 11, 2012
Chuck Norris is a contributor to this site.
http://www.wnd.com/

Some really stellar stuff.
He also has a history of supporting and campaigning for winning presidents, like Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich.
Post edited May 11, 2012 by Parvateshwar
Posted May 11, 2012
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Glint:
Thank you.
Posted May 11, 2012
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Dischord: Fully expect to be hated, but I always thought Chuck Norris WAS the joke...
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ZPavelZ: Was? As in - he is not anymore? :)
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Vagabond: Why is there a Chuck Norris joke thread in 2012.
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ZPavelZ: Because Chuck Norris decided to make one after he came back from his time-travel to 2112.
Always looked like he had a bag of that microwave popcorn stuck in a 'worthy of therapy' place, and picked up a few stray microwaves at opportune times.
Posted May 11, 2012
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Dischord: Always looked like he had a bag of that microwave popcorn stuck in a 'worthy of therapy' place, and picked up a few stray microwaves at opportune times.
:D Once you pop you can't stop? :D
Posted May 11, 2012
C'mon guys, it's just some jokes; I don't find them particularly funny, but I'm not in here whining about his "political and digital stances".

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Parvateshwar: Chuck Norris is a contributor to this site.
http://www.wnd.com/

Some really stellar stuff.
He also has a history of supporting and campaigning for winning presidents, like Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich.
How does that affect the jokes?
Post edited May 11, 2012 by tfishell
Posted May 11, 2012
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Dischord: Always looked like he had a bag of that microwave popcorn stuck in a 'worthy of therapy' place, and picked up a few stray microwaves at opportune times.
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ZPavelZ: :D Once you pop you can't stop? :D
Never start poppin', and no need to be stoppin'! :-)
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