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ShmenonPie: You get Fast and Loose in Poland? The one with Hugh Dennis in?
No, we don't,. I'm an evil bastard, let's leave it there.
On the other hand, the translation would butcher it anyway.

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ShmenonPie: I didn't really like it, to me it was a massively talented cast doing not-very-funny things for half an hour.
Yes, they are capable of doing much more. Then again, it may depend of what humor You're used to. I find it perfectly balanced for my laughing needs. Some parts are just awesome and some are Sideways Scenes. ;P
Anyhow, it's only 30 minutes a week, so one is not loosing much time.
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know. How much?
Guy:(proceeds to whip his dick out and spin it around} Who gives a shit, cause I'm gonna have sex with you.

She will concede through sheer confusion.
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shadesofdeath320: Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know. How much?
Guy:(proceeds to whip his dick out and spin it around} Who gives a shit, cause I'm gonna have sex with you.

She will concede through sheer confusion.
Or scream and run... all adds to the enjoyment
It's not really a pick up line, but I went to the bar this Friday and my three girl friends went up on the stage and started dancing. This guy comes over and stares at them for a bit, then comes over to me, and I find out he's Australian.

Him: Are those two girls with you?

Me: All three of them are with me.

Him: Man, I wish girls were like that in my country.
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enterprise2004: snip
Wait so he thought you were doing all three of them???

Hold on... Are you???

Or are they just friends who are female???

We need more info.... and pictures > ;->
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enterprise2004: snip
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reaver894: Wait so he thought you were doing all three of them???

Hold on... Are you???

Or are they just friends who are female???

We need more info.... and pictures > ;->
Haha I wish. They're just female friends, well, one of them I'm hoping for more, but we'll just see how that goes.
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enterprise2004: snip
and the pics LOL
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reaver894: and the pics LOL
I don't have any, I have a cheap cell phone and the camera is crap. Maybe I'll bring my camera this coming Friday.
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enterprise2004: I don't have any, I have a cheap cell phone and the camera is crap. Maybe I'll bring my camera this coming Friday.
Tell them Your friends from the Internet want to know how those mythical creatures called women look like. ;)
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enterprise2004: I don't have any, I have a cheap cell phone and the camera is crap. Maybe I'll bring my camera this coming Friday.
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Arteveld: Tell them Your friends from the Internet want to know how those mythical creatures called women look like. ;)
PMSL +1 for you
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Arteveld: Tell them Your friends from the Internet want to know how those mythical creatures called women look like. ;)
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reaver894: PMSL +1 for you
I showed my friend this thread, and she told me to take a picture this coming Friday.

On way, back on topic. One time, my cousin and I were bored so me and her decided to come up with perverted Star Wars pick up lines. They go like this:

Hey baby, I'd liked to fly my X-Wing into your Death Star Trench.

Hey baby, I'd jump into your Sarlacc Pit any day.

Hey baby, would you like to pet my Wookie?

I think those were it, there might have been a few more. Now, to any young guys out there who don't know how to handle themselves around women, don't use any of these pick up lines. Unless your friend has a video camera, then by all means, use these pick up lines. Just make sure to post the video here afterward.
Post edited March 06, 2011 by enterprise2004
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enterprise2004: Unless your friend has a video camera, then by all means, use these pick up lines. Just make sure to post the video here afterward.
Also, make sure the camera is rolling, those cellphone camera applications take damned long to start.
Post edited March 06, 2011 by Miaghstir
"That shirt looks becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too."
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LordKuruku: Guy: Hey baby, did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven and slammed your face into concrete.
Woman: Wait, what?
Guy: You're ugly as sin.

Works every time.
rofl still laughing at this im sure its instant ban if this was said :D
Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?