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Posted December 11, 2009
By a porn star no less!
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/12/five-steps-to-total-pwnage-of-a-gamer-girls-heart/
I think i could do okay with these suggestions (they're kind of what I'd do anyway). Shame I still have to conquer the unwritten Step 0, FINDING ONE
Posted December 11, 2009
This is mostly bullshit, she just wanted some good PR. Especially the part about planting a fake virus and loudly solving it. No girl would actually be impressed by that, and no specific thing you do or line you say can really help you out with a girl. You just have to find someone who you are actually comfortable with and genuinely like. You can't force yourself to be smooth forever, it just never works out. I've learned to just get out there and be with people and meet girls, and stuff just happens naturally when you encounter the right type of girl. Most of this is perfectly instinctual.
Post edited December 11, 2009 by captfitz
Posted December 11, 2009
You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.
Posted December 11, 2009
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honorbuddy: You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.

Damn, honorbuddy's just giving away all the secrets.
Posted December 11, 2009
depends how loud it is surely...
I suspect that the virus suggestion is more of a joke than a real suggestion and is a way of showing off in person rather than pwning n00bs in a game
Posted December 12, 2009
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honorbuddy: You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.

That's so raven....
Posted December 12, 2009
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honorbuddy: You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.
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PhoenixWright: That's so raven....

*RIMSHOT*
Or should that be JOB what with the porn angle?
Posted December 12, 2009
Did a porn star just quote Kettering or am I on acid?
Posted December 12, 2009
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captfitz: This is mostly bullshit, she just wanted some good PR. Especially the part about planting a fake virus and loudly solving it. No girl would actually be impressed by that, and no specific thing you do or line you say can really help you out with a girl. You just have to find someone who you are actually comfortable with and genuinely like. You can't force yourself to be smooth forever, it just never works out. I've learned to just get out there and be with people and meet girls, and stuff just happens naturally when you encounter the right type of girl. Most of this is perfectly instinctual.

Damn right.
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honorbuddy: You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.

Also damn right.
Post edited December 12, 2009 by lowyhong
Posted December 12, 2009
Looks like a no-talent with a decent body is aching for attention.
Is geek culture where wannabe starlets go now for media attention, since, you know, attractive women are so rare within it? Lame.
Posted December 12, 2009
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Aliasalpha: By a porn star no less!
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/12/five-steps-to-total-pwnage-of-a-gamer-girls-heart/
I think i could do okay with these suggestions (they're kind of what I'd do anyway). Shame I still have to conquer the unwritten Step 0, FINDING ONE

I'm surprised they missed the obvious pun in the title. Or are they skirting round the issue?
Posted December 12, 2009
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honorbuddy: You could always just whip out your cock and let it do the talking.

^ This. Cockslaps to the face if possible.
Posted December 12, 2009
Bah!
I hate these things. It assumes the worst in all of us.
Posted December 12, 2009
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Andy_Panthro: Bah!
I hate these things. It assumes the worst in all of us.

Yeah thats true I guess. I mean it implies that I'm a sad lonely loser who can't talk to women.
Oh wait...
Posted December 12, 2009
Step 1: Play World of Warcraft (or other MMO where gold trading is abundant, and probably against the rules, jacking up the prices).
Step 2: Find an ad like the attached picture.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
The image is safe, the text in it slightly less so. Both original ad and success story is shown.
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Post edited December 12, 2009 by Miaghstir
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