Let mods freely delete this thread if they find it infringes the forum rules. It's purely experimental, and posted in good humour. I'm going to give away two games, up to $6 each, their titles to be chosen by winners. Remember those porn movie titles like Intercourse with a Vampire and Forrest Hump? Well, I want you to come up with similar titles for GOG's. The criteria are: the game must be considered old, regardless of whether it's sold on GOG, and up to three entries per participant. I'll select the winners on Friday at the latest.

Let's keep this thread as clean as we can, without blatant obscenities! Here are a few recommendations of mine to get you started:

Medieval: Total Whore
Police Quest: T.W.A.T.
Day of the Tentacle (no alteration needed ;))

The winners are, according to my petty taste and totally subjective feeling:

Fever_Discordia, for his artful reimagining of a game in which the protagonists are made to suffer unbearable torture by a sentient AI,

and

tascodlx, for his masterpiece rendition of an alien world filled with strange wonders, in which players often receive more than they bargained for.

I congratulate the winners on their delightfully perverted imagination, and invite them to pick their games!

Interesting. But why old games only? That means I can't use

"Sword of the Stars: In The Pit"

Will add a few titles later today.

I can remember a few months a giveaway was deleted because it was somehow obscene, so curious if this stays.

Also what do you consider old? its a loose term here on GOG. :p

Fuckhunt [Duckhunt]
Cunter Cunted [Hunter Hunted]
2 big hard Balls of Steel

Only one comes to mind:

Fyst

I'll try to come up with a couple more later on (if the thread survives). Thanks, Charon!

C*ck's Quest :p
or D*ck's Quest

Not in, but thanks.

Duke Fuckem sounds better :p

Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within.

Oh, not in but thanks. +!

You meant to think of clever names not rude ones:)

How does naming a proper title of a game, gabriel knight 2 win you any points?
And it is called the rude giveaway, not clever. ;)

Gay Man Whore Ever...(Rayman Forever)
That's all I got. But count me in nevertheless, please.

Incumming

Cockulous

Ultima Underwear

Wanking Mars

I Have no Cock and I must Cream! (SO frustrated right now!)

Magic Carpet Muncher

and in response to the first post I'd have gone with 'Day of the Testicle' LOL

I could go on all day...

Oh bonus - 'Womb Raider' was an actual one:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/02/25/saturday-crapshoot-womb-raider/

(its only a PC Gamer link - don't panic!)

three entries max. ;)

It even has an FPS segment in it. Though Ron Jeremy plays Duke, so not sure how good that is...

Pre-post edit: Damn, had the title wrong, it's Dick Fuckem (Youtube link, not sure how safe for work)

LOl oh yeah, OK my official 3 entries are

Wanking Mars

I Have no Cock and I must Cream!

Magic Carpet Muncher


I feel that I really warmed up to the challenge with the last 3!