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Tortured BUMP
This ends in a couple of hours .
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Licurg: This ends in a couple of hours .
Oh the torture..
Favorite torture device: The Comfy Chair!!
How it works: You start with the cushions

Or: One of these

I'm in at the last minute.
Post edited August 28, 2013 by uchristensen
I'm in. Thanks, Licurg.

Well, actually I don't enjoy torturing. But there are people who are the worst in the world to me. If I'm gonna torture someone, it's only limited to them. My means are simple, not so sophisticated at all, not even a machine. I'll boil the person in a huge chauldron. If I want to delay death even longer I'll lift the person out then put him back in like a teabag. Alternatively I'll use large plate made of iron or stone, shaped like bowl to prevent escape. Then fire lit beneath it, to make it like a giant hotplate. Either way basically cooking them to death or plead mercy.

To talk about machine, my choice would be Spanish Donkey.
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HereForTheBeer: Can't say it's my favorite, but I'd have to say the most effective torture device is the Wedding Ring.
I think Tolkien took that particular device for his invention of the One Ring... :p

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Thespian*: Favorite torture method? Definitely a marathon of Uwe Boll's movies.
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ggf162: You're going to do what to me? No no no no, no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD STOP IT
You asked for it! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Post edited August 28, 2013 by Thespian*
And CLOSED ! Winner will be announced shortly .
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le_chevalier: I'm in. Thanks, Licurg.

Well, actually I don't enjoy torturing. But there are people who are the worst in the world to me. If I'm gonna torture someone, it's only limited to them. My means are simple, not so sophisticated at all, not even a machine. I'll boil the person in a huge chauldron. If I want to delay death even longer I'll lift the person out then put him back in like a teabag. Alternatively I'll use large plate made of iron or stone, shaped like bowl to prevent escape. Then fire lit beneath it, to make it like a giant hotplate. Either way basically cooking them to death or plead mercy.

To talk about machine, my choice would be Spanish Donkey.
You do enjoying torturing people but only those you hate, you mean.
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misteryo: snip
You're the sausage ! Check PM !
Congratulation! now lets torture the sausage!
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misteryo: snip
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Licurg: You're the sausage ! Check PM !
Yay! thanks so much! I will now go experience whatever gruesome nastiness is in this favorite game of Licurg's.

Cheers!
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RedRagan: Congratulation! now lets torture the sausage!
Bring me my Judas Cradle !
Sacrifice the sausage!!! Grats, thanks ;)
Congrats misteryo and thanks Licurg!
Congrats Misteryo and thanks Licurg for sacrificing yourself with Judas Cradle. :P

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le_chevalier:
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monkeydelarge: You do enjoying torturing people but only those you hate, you mean.
Seriously, not really. I wouldn't call it "enjoying". It's not the same as when I'm listening to a good music, watching nice TV show.
To quote a Thracian after he slew his dominus in a slave rebellion:
"I have done this thing because it is just..."
Sometimes it's because my sense of justice felt something wasn't right. Those villains usually can get away with the horrible things they do or receiving much less than they deserve.
I'd rather know that those evil deeds or injustice never done in first place, so no hatred from me, then no vengeance should ever take place.
But cheers...I don't hate a lot of people or things. Hatred is poisonous, you know.