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Spinorial: Yeah, the Chinese knew their torturing. Aside from, I believe, pioneering the rat-to-the-abdomen technique, they also had one where the victim was tied down and bamboo was left to grow into the anus. Crafty folk ;)
I have only heard of people being secured over a juvenile bamboo shoot, most likely on their back - so that the bamboo grows impales their lung or heart. No mention of arses as far as I've heard. Whether it was the Chinese who invented it is open to debate as well.
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Thespian*: And in a closely disputed second place, Austrobogulator's puzzles. :p
This is definitely one of those situations where torture has its merits =D

Erm...um...also bloody tampon >__>
Bloody Tampon


Yeah... That's my favorite torture instrument.
Or nails on a chalkboard but it's not really portable.
Post edited August 26, 2013 by lugum
Bloody tampon.

My favourite instrument is the horse; 4 of them pulling in different directions. Maybe also a 5th horse for the 'you know what'...
I don't know why none of the James Bond movies have Licurg as a villain. :) There could be a scene at the end, where James Bond is forced to play Sacrifice. if he doesn't beat the game, he and his woman dies. Bloody Tampon.
Post edited August 26, 2013 by langurmonkey
i'm in.
I don't like torture, but as a painful device - The Saw, one of the worse probably...
You are sawed /cut upside down, the blood still flows to the brain, still conscious while you are cut in half, dying...
Bloody Tampon

Can't say it's my favorite, but I'd have to say the most effective torture device is the Wedding Ring.
Here's some torture you bastards really deserve :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY
Iron Maiden BUMP!
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Thespian*: Favorite torture method? Definitely a marathon of Uwe Boll's movies.
You're going to do what to me? No no no no, no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD STOP IT
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triock: In for Khadgar42, thanks.

My fav torture method: telling Licurg that Sacrifice is sh*t. :p
Me too!
Drawing this tomorrow, someone BUMP it while I'm sleeping .
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Licurg: Drawing this tomorrow, someone BUMP it while I'm sleeping .
NO, your bum is too... weird shaped!
My favorite is "The Pear," a Medieval European device. It slides in nicely, flares open, and inverts your colon. I read that it was rather painful.

People have some issues.

Thanks for the giveaway Licurg. Even if I don't win and assuming I have many years left on the planet, I still plan to play your highly praised game.
While-Licurg-is-sleeping BUMP