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[url=http://www.saviors-of-queens.com" target="blank][/url]CD Projekt RED, GOG's sister company and the development studio of the acclaimed The Witcher franchise, has just announced their new game - THE BARD: Saviors of Queens. The adventure is supposed to revolve around an undisclosed poet whose name is yet to be determined.

Following recent video game trends the title will offer a very short and linear story. Almost no gameplay whatsoever and twenty launch DLCs, including a special pink banjo (normally obtainable by finishing a game) and a unicorn mount, will have you stuck in front of your computer screen for minutes. Check out the announcement trailer below and visit [url=http://www.saviors-of-queens.com" target="blank]http://www.saviors-of-queens.com[/url] for even less details.
Cool! Just what I as waiting for today. Will it crash randomly?
Loving the bottom line :)

THE BARD: Saviors of Queens is a trademark of nobody actually. All rights should be reserved... soon.


Steal the idea and protect the rights, before they do :)
nice, what a great game to announce! and I thought we weren't going to get anything today :P
Lol!

I took it seriously for like 2 minutes. :D
Best. Game. Ever.
A woman butt slapping a man? THIS IS OFFENSIVE.
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Vagabond: A woman butt slapping a man? THIS IS OFFENSIVE.
Offensive in a good way :)
God, I hope the gameplay revolves around QTEs... *crosses fingers*
The real question here is: Are we going to Get Unicorn Armour DLC?
Hey Tomasz Gop: quit CDP and form a band. Your guitar skills rival that of Steve Vai, Steve Howe, and Steve Hackett.
I liked the "development studio of the acclaimed The Witcher franchise" part, nice April Fools CD ProjektX.
"Lodówka się zepsuła... again." xD
Make sure each DLC is only one new item or weapon, and charge $1.99 for each.

And make them all useless.
You better get som good DRM if you don't want this game to be pirated. I suggest only being able to play in special CD Projekt facilities under strict observation.

I want to preorder right now! Do I get exclusive DLC then?
Post edited April 01, 2011 by HiPhish