This thread is for "Deep thinking". You know, "It takes seventeen muscles to frown, fourteen to smile, but only four to reach out and bitch-slap somebody". Fun stuff. I'll start.

If trolls are weak to fire, why shouldn't we flame them?

If women arnt in the kitchen.... Where the hell are they???

I kid. I kid.

Easy, laundry room.

*rimshot*

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

If you spin an Oriental person around several times, does he become disoriented?

who invented the toothpick?

Brazilian Natives of course - However, Charles Forster took the idea and made it big.

I don't get it.

Man who is made to sleep in doghouse will often end up in cathouse...

He who runs behind a car gets exhausted ... he who runs in front of a car gets tired. It takes seventeen muscles to frown, fourteen to smile, but none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. :)

@OP: BTW ... brilliant reference in your title. :)

alright then.

but who invented the sidewalk?

Actually it's mostly graphite these days.

Hmmm.....
I've got nothing. How American.

If you eat a portion of pasta and one antipasto - would they cancel each other out leavening you just as hungry as when you started?