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Posted March 24, 2014
For being, you know, a bear simulator Kickstarter, it's a pretty good pitch. A breakdown of what they plan to do with the money, and a risks section that actually talks about the risks involved.
Post edited March 24, 2014 by BadDecissions
Posted March 25, 2014
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BadDecissions: For being, you know, a bear simulator Kickstarter, it's a pretty good pitch. A breakdown of what they plan to do with the money, and a risks section that actually talks about the risks involved.
I agree that they did a very good job on the kickstarter page.
Post edited March 25, 2014 by monkeydelarge
Posted March 25, 2014
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chevkoch: What's next, duck simulator? O<
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GastonArg: or goat simulator? wait.......
Ameboa's...oh right - Been There, Dan That ;-p
Posted March 25, 2014
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GastonArg: or goat simulator? wait.......
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Momo1991: Ameboa's...oh right - Been There, Dan That ;-p
I cant believe this really, it's unbearable...:facepalm:
Post edited March 25, 2014 by GastonArg
Posted March 25, 2014
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chevkoch: What's next, duck simulator? O<
Hopefully, monkey simulator. Everyday there is no monkey simulator is every day, we gamers are not living life 100%.

Think about how awesome such game would be.
- Protect baby monkeys.
- Swing from tree to tree.
- Fling poo at humans and other animals.
- Fling poo at other monkeys.
- Have lots of monkey sex during mating season by acting like the biggest and best alpha male.
- Taunt your predators because they can't get you while your high up in the trees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ptJBEtOB4
- Join a gang of monkeys and steal food from humans in human settlements.
- Beg for food at tourist attractions.
- Constantly watch your surroundings for large cats and other predators so you don't get eaten.
- Run for your life every time, you aren't up high on a tree and see predators coming after you.
- Steal bags from female humans with ninja skills after pretending to be harmless thinking there is food inside(then be sad later when you realize, there is no food inside). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ok4YyYdSE
- Be a brave alpha baboon hero who will be remembered in baboon history by chasing a cowardly lioness back to all her family and friends...and then die a horrible death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U0BE13ZpxI RIP, brave baboon.
Post edited March 25, 2014 by monkeydelarge
Posted March 25, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvSO8PpW5U xD
Posted March 25, 2014
Sigh, probably Steam only. Otherwise I would totally do it.
Posted March 25, 2014
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chevkoch: What's next, duck simulator? O<
Not an animal, but personally I'd like a tree simulator.
Posted March 25, 2014
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chevkoch: What's next, duck simulator? O<
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cmdr_flashheart: Not an animal, but personally I'd like a tree simulator.
If you mean Ent simulator, then I'm with you. :)
Posted March 25, 2014
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cmdr_flashheart: Not an animal, but personally I'd like a tree simulator.
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monkeydelarge: If you mean Ent simulator, then I'm with you. :)
It would be like simulating a day in Wayne's World..oh, not that kind of ent, nevermind. But no, I was talking about straight up being a tree.
Posted March 25, 2014
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monkeydelarge: If you mean Ent simulator, then I'm with you. :)
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cmdr_flashheart: It would be like simulating a day in Wayne's World..oh, not that kind of ent, nevermind. But no, I was talking about straight up being a tree.
Dude, Satan makes people play tree simulator in hell.
Posted March 25, 2014
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cmdr_flashheart: It would be like simulating a day in Wayne's World..oh, not that kind of ent, nevermind. But no, I was talking about straight up being a tree.
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monkeydelarge: Dude, Satan makes people play tree simulator in hell.
Good to know, we'll get some practice then.
Posted March 25, 2014
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GastonArg: or goat simulator? wait.......
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Momo1991: Ameboa's...oh right - Been There, Dan That ;-p
I think no one has ever called that game an amoeba simulator, but come to think of it ... yes, the shoe fits. ;)
Posted March 25, 2014
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monkeydelarge: Dude, Satan makes people play tree simulator in hell.
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cmdr_flashheart: Good to know, we'll get some practice then.
OR maybe God makes people play tree simulator in heaven. I don't really know.
Posted March 25, 2014
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monkeydelarge: This is Bear Simulator Kickstarter! Bear! A bear could rip off someone's head like a human being opening a bottle of mayo. A bear is one of the most powerful animals in this world. Of course, not even close to being as dangerous as man but still.. A bear's life is also full of action considering a bear needs to eat meat and can't go to a nearby super market to get some meat... They could rename the game to Giant Monster Simulator and they wouldn't be deceiving people. There is a reason, there is pepper spray and there is bear spray...
That's the main reason why I wanna back. Give me a feature where my bear rips off someone apart and I'll instaback. I'll also instaback Killer Whale Simulator where I get to ram and eat Great White Sharks.
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