Hrmph. I'm having a bad day. The streak of bad luck began when last night, while I was trying to sleep, the power supply in my partner's computer exploded. We are now trying to fix it. Though that's not that big a deal.

This morning I had an exam/test. The topics to which I could have written volumes were largely ignored (or were dealt with in small questions that won't yield many points) - but a third of the available score was packed into two questions that I couldn't write anything about. So either the rest of my answers is good to enough to just scrape by in a test that could have been much better, or I'll have to repeat the whole thing. Either way I'm disappointed and angry.

And one of the things that I like to do when I feel that way is to make at least someone else's life a tiny bit better. So here's a giveaway. :) The prize is Star Control 1+2. Especially Star Control 2 is an extremely enjoyable game - part adventure, part space combat, some strategy and arcade elements, an epic plot, creative ideas, and a lot of light-hearted humorous dialogue. It's a game that should be able to brighten days much darker than mine. :)

If you want the game, please answer the following three questions. But I'm not looking for _correct_ answers - if you know the answers, then you probably played the game already anyway. I'm looking for answers that make me laugh ... or smile ... or groan ... or at least something else than clench my fist. ;)

So, find interesting non-correct answers to those three questions:

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?
2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?
3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

All your answers _will_ pass this test. :) The winner will be determined be random.org. The giveaway is open until I go to bed later today, which is probably in about 7 hours, but it might be earlier or later. I'm not setting a fixed date, I just want to end this day with gifting the game. :)

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why? no! not another social media thing
2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it? a cheesecake, because like with lord of the rings its 1 cheesecake to rule them all (or just because its tasty)
3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*? yeah because as whitney houston sings i just wants to dance with somebody, doesn't matter if its with the orz or not.

no idea what that was all about
may tommorow be a better day

Hey sorry to hear that you are having a bad day. Especially since yesterday I think you invented a really nice streak which goes on even now. Hopefully everything will be fine. I never even heard about the games you are gifting and I do not know, if I should finally give others more chances to win something. May be I will see how things go and decide depending on the interest this giveaway will generate.
I have some answers, though.

1. I think we should join Juffo-Wup because we could first go Juffo-Wup-Wup-Tab-To-Da and than do some "Whup whup whup whup whup rat-at-at-at-at-at KABOOM whup whup whup whup whup whup whup" :P

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy is obviously a mix of fruit and fungus - imagine a big brown watermelon on a small thin leg and you are half way to understand what it is all about.

And I feel this Zoq-Fot-Pik is the company that grows, harvests and exports the Frungy to other... whatever there is around.
The glorious founders of the company - noble Mr. Zoq, his childhood-time friend Fot and the clever investor-enterpreneur Mr. Pik. Mr. Pik gave them the starting money and thus has a big share of their stock. As the name implies, sneaky Mr. Pik likes to take a big part of Zoq-Fot-Pik profit, which make Zoq and Fot go crazy all the time till the moment they are obsessed with WHY is Frungy SELLING SO AWFUL??!!

By the way, I forgot to mention that Frungy is VERY hard to grow. Just like fungus spreades its spores around Frungy spreads it seeds. Now imagine a 10 kg watermelon explode with seeds right in your face. Surely you do not want that to happen. So there is no way you'd want Frungy over-riped. But non-ripe Frungy tastes kind of awful, so you have to know exactly the right moment to pick it and than you have to be very quick with logistics to transfer the thing to your customer.

It's a risky high-yield and VERY high-cost business. 8)
3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

Now, for this you first have got to know who Orz are. It is my no coincidence that their name sounds like "ORKZ". Remember the big stompy guys from Chubb Chubbs? Yes, they ARE the ORZ. If you do not know who they are go watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3tscCAVJ8

Now that you know what it is all about I will have to go out and say they were probably the most mistreated characters in that movie. Yes, they are big and not exactly pretty, but did you not notice their childish, sweet, open faces? Did you not see how they love singing along songs and how they call for mom when danger is near? Definitely those guys deserve a better fate.

Yes they frown a lot and they like those 80s heavy-metal outfit - but if you want to judge the youngsters' fashion and behaviour just remember how you were at their age.

Yes dancing with Orz is dangerous. There is a reason this dance is called "frample" - the name comes from two words - foot+trample. Those kids are not exactly good at dancing, but modern growth acceleration already makes them dangerous, if they accidentally step on your foot.

Still, try understanding them - perhaps, they are not so grim and just long for some attention and company. So why not dance with them a bit to that good old song?
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends....

I see there are not THAT many entries, so I think the OP should decide himself whether he would like ot include me into the draw or not.

Bad to hear you had a bad day... I've had a nice day and that's why I will give you a set to cheer you up
http://www8.zippyshare.com/v/18395338/file.html

1. WE should not join Juffo-Wup because they tried to sell me bacon but it was past its experation date. Ate it anyway.
2. Frungy is an endless pan of pasta, the Zoq-Fot-Pik are obsessed because they can feed all their pancake children for the oncoming end of the low fat diet
3. We shall dance with the Orz because their dancing skills are very horrible and therefor we can place a bet over a dance competition and will prevail! Of course we will frumple and look like idiots but we will gain an all you can eat buffet ticket!

You know it

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why? Sounds like a Jaffa rebel group... We should!
2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it? Frungy is a fungus that grows on fruits. the zoq-fot-pik are obsessed because it has aphrodisiac properties and they want to monopolize on that.
3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*? definately, frumpling is the new sexy and dancing is always fun :D

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why? No! They're the bastards who killed my pa!
2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it? Frungy is the name of the latest television singing competition where Zoq-Fot-Pik compete for fame and glory.
3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*? There is no telling what diseases you could get from "dancing" with Orz.

Anyway, I hope that tomorrow will be better and thank you for the giveaway.

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?

Joining Juffo-Wup is a compulsory act for all German males of breeding age. It is a coming-of-age ceremony that involves copious amounts of high-volume alcoholic drinks, a beach ball, a squirrel and scantily clad valkyrie women. Its purpose is to indicate to members of the other sex that they are, indeed, tripods.

The ceremony involves encouraging the subject to imbibe several bottles of the aforementioned drinks while staring at the heavily-armed Valkyrie's breasts. Once the drinking is over, they are challenged to balance a beach ball on their head while the squirrel in its cage is placed before them and they are instructed to say - in English - what sort of animal it is.

At some point the aspiring Juffo-Wupi will fall unconscious. If they wake up in bed the following morning with a naked Valkyrie on one side, a dead squirrel on the other and in a puddle of their own vomit, they will know that they are formally Juffo-Wupi.

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy is the substance with which the Valkyrie women of the order of Juffo-Wup line their bras with. It is said to be made of dried sloth sperm mixed with distilled water and, in its final state, is impermeable to water, bullets, poisonous gases and Eduard Khil.

Because frungy contains dried sloth hormone residue, the Zoq-Fot-Pik have a natural attraction to it, as their genetic makeup causes them to suffer withdrawal symptoms similar to those of drug addicts. Without sloth hormones, Zoq-Fot-Pik will shrivel, die and turn into tangerines.

Zoq-Fot-Pik can often be witnessed in disguise around Valkyries as they attempt to harvest the frungy; their disguise will frequently consist of funeral parlour suits, baseball caps and beach sandals.

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

Under no circumstances should you *dance* with the Orz during the Juffo-Wup initiation ceremony. Should you decide to *dance* with the Orz, he will compel you by means of nose-to-nose hypnotism to steal the frungy from the Valkyrie's bras. Not only will the Valkyrie's violent allergic reaction to your getting under their underwear be fatal due to their natural tendency to surgically extract your eyeballs through your nose, but exposure to raw frungy will cause you to sing Justin Bieber's "Baby" repeatedly for the rest of your natural life (and in some cases, as observed in some graveyards, beyond death).

If you absolutely feel the urge to *frumple*, it is sufficient to simply spit bits of chewed up paper through a straw at the Orz. That will achieve the same effect.

Of course, while you should never *dance* with the Orz, there is nothing wrong with "dancing" with him. The low-IQ associations of "dancing", unlike *dancing*, will discourage the Orz from engaging in nose-to-nose hypnotism with you.

(I should mention at this point that I don't want the game - it was intended as a bizarre cheer-up :) )

Thanks for the giveaway, though I'm sorry you're having a bad day, Psyringe.

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?
Well, that depends on how you set your Zarf.

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?
Frungy is a little furry talking toy that all the Zoq-Fot-Pik tots want because of its massive amounts of cuteness.

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?

I think it's down to each of us to decide if Juffo-Wup is right for themselves, as individuals, I think it makes sence for me but I wouldn't want to force my politics on others!

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy is the Panasian equivalent of larger and the Zoq-Fot-Pik are a Panasian Frat house (it being Panasia the Frat houses are names afer 3 anciant Pan letters rather than our Greek) so frat boys + larger = obsession, true the universe over!

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're, no friends of mine

If we DO decide to dance we should probably stop at the first sign of frumpling though!

*edit* - Last answer ninja'd by adambiser!
Everybody look at your hands!

1. Should we all join the Juffo-Wup, and why?

When I did a quick google of the Juffo-Wup I noticed it said that it was like a religion, so I figured I would link a song that should do some convincing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ucxzA4stxw

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy sounds like a type of food, I'm sure the Zoq-Fot-Pik like the taste.

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

I would never *dance* with a Orz if it makes me *frumple*.

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?

Only if they agree to serve me free lemon pie on Fridays. I don't join anything that doesn't serve free lemon pie on Fridays. Oh, wait, I joined GOG...

2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy is a word that some people are highly offended by. The Zoq-Fot-Pik have a speech impediment, so many different words they try to say (Fungus, Funky, Fun, Chunky, Hippopotamus), sound like "frungy" when spoken. Therefore, they have a tough time making friends.

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

Considering that if I competed in a dancing competition against a one-legged tortoise, the tortoise would win by a wide margin, I shouldn't be dancing with anybody, let alone worrying about frumpling.

1. Should we all join Juffo-Wup, and why?

What the fuck is Juffo-Wup, the noise that a foreign girl makes when she gets spanked? (Note: Not as assault. Some people are actually into it). I have enough trouble not bothering the neighbors with my loud music and my late nights of homework and fire building, why am I going to start spanking girls I don't know? The only foreign friends I know are..... FOREIGN!!!! As in, not here. Or maybe it's a dance craze. Damn teenagers with their Juffo-ing and their Wup-ing and their skin tight pants and their provocative lipstick and their cocaine highways.


2. What is Frungy, and why are the Zoq-Fot-Pik so obsessed with it?

Frungy must obviously be what happens when you stick a hallucinagetic mushroom into a fruit, let it ferment and then blend it into a smoothy of death. The Zoq-Fot-Pik are using it to kill those damn teenagers so they stop doing the juffo-wup during the Zoq-Fot-Pik's Ziq-tok-net-zut time.

3. Should we *dance* with the Orz, even it makes us *frumple*?

The Orz is a douche. And invented that damn juffo-wup to make money off teenagers and underground cocaine trade. I don't care how much he wants me to frumple, you'll never juffo-wup my wallet off me, even if I have to frumple you over ten times myself!!!