If you remind yourself on a daily basis that ASIO is everywhere, waiting to pounce. You won't be so surprised when you get whisked away in said van, never to be heard from again.
Refrain from internet lingo such as "oh snap!", they'll think that you're relaying code to the underground UberGeek Front through nerdy telepathy and put five high calibre bullets into your skull.
You know, just to make sure. =P
EDIT: Actually, you know what? As far as the thread title goes.. Why don't we, as a collective nation, just boot these sons of bitches out? Why in the hell should the average Aussie have to contemplate leaving this beautiful country because of law makers and politicians with oedipus complexes.
Oh, yes. I went there.

Hmm... 3 important questions
1) How's the average level of english? Could I get by without knowing any language other than english and swearing?
2) Hows the internet there? You get ADSL2+? I can't go lower
3) Just how hot are these chicks? Stalin and I disagree on the merits of quantity over quality

Bah, they can't be that good, they rejected my job application earlier this year. How good could any organisation be without me?

Eh, just move to the US. Chicks love the aussie accents for some reason. If you were moving to Europe, I highly recommend the Netherlands, specifically the Den Haag area. Nice people, very clean, and the beer is excellent.
Also, what qualifies as something on not acceptable for civilized society? Civilized society brought us sex, drugs, and violence.
And lolcats.

1) No.
2) Well, I'm getting 10mbps with no limits for $20 a month!
3) As far as bigger cities go... The "you don't know where to look first" kind of hot. Especially university cities, of course
It's wowsome I tellz you, we just have shitty government (... Usually, shitty government means that they do something bad. Ours actually doesn't. That's the problem. They seem to not do anything at ALL.) Oh, and if things go in this direction, our country will probly bankrupt. But who cares, we'll live in vaults!

Not as much as Irish I think. Irishmen swim in women over here.
Who loves American accents? Anyone? Hello?

*raises hand*
Actually, it depends. On a whole, I'd say no... But I've come across a couple of women with the most sensual American accents.
Yes, a couple. You guys should be ashamed. Breed more of them!

British (upper class) & the classic cliched French are my 2 favourites (the latter is why I fancy that porn star Katsuni, asian chick with french accent, its like she's assembled from my fetish wish list). Hmm, maybe i should secuce Jennifer Hale, she can do both english & french pretty damn well, wonder if she's single...
Well 2 & 3 sound pretty damned good but if I need to know czech it's kind of making those redundant. I mean how would I chat up the attractive women? I could try sign language of a sort but that would get downright obscene and I prefer to get downright obscene linguistically...

Another interesting article - http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/12/aussie-content-filters-work-if-you-dont-count-im-p2p-ftp.ars

Any country that censors internet access like that is not a country to be living in. The US is a great place to live, but you may want to look at other options as well, like the United Kingdom.

You can go oldschool on them, grab a club, hit 'em over their pretty heads and bring them to your cave. ... I actually know of one who finds violent behavior towards her attractive!

I think the district region can apply to a lot of countries.
And actually, I'll be damned if I know where the accent originated. Certainly wasn't Southern, that does nothing for me to be honest.
It was very sing-song, sweet, and "hormone overloading".
One was from New Jersey, though she lacked the Joisey accent. And the other, well, I have no idea to be honest.
Oh right, censorship...

you know.... you could LEARN czech.... we did learn your language did we... :)

Pfft, learning languages is for people who don't speak english! Also I'd sort of need a job to move there and I suspect I'd need to know the language to get a job
hehe I prefer strong commanding to actually violent. Besides I'm very strong and might mess up her pretty head with my club (unless thats a penis metaphor)

It's because they're "exotic" and not what you're used to : Your ear immediately jumps on it, figuratively, as being strange. :P
Southern (Georgia) accents are kinda hot :wub:

*waves hand slightly in front of your face*
This is not the country you're looking for. Move along.
Seriously, This country may be good for some things, but sane and sensible governments is not one of them : CCTV cities where you can't walk 15 feet without being on at least 5 different CCTV camera views.
Oppressive "schemes" such as ID cards being enforced (although there seems to have been some u-turn on this recently); EVERYONE getting added to the DNA database; and I don't want to go on with the rest.... >.<
Stealth tax increases to cover their financial ....let's be polite, "incompetence"...Every time Labour get in, the country is almost bankrupted...in 12 years we've gone from no National Debt, to a National Debt so large, Bill Gates couldn't pay the interest charges each month...And they do this EVERY freaking time!