EA Origin recently migrated to a staff comprised entirely of vampires, with their familiars performing any delivery or other outside work. They feed off a regular delivery of third world children, usually aged between 6 months and 5 years, though high performers are rewarded with kittens and other exceptionally cute furry animals (One employee that stood out significantly was allowed to feast on a platter of Pygmy Jerboa). They direct all profits towards schemes to control various foreign governments in an attempt to develop an overall base of control in countries that have an easily obtainable "food export business".

Lets face it, even if you believed all that, you'd still use the service.