My birthday is in 2 months and this is the present I have my heart set on. That'll show up those poser dicks at uni with shiny new cars

Ill buy it just for you. But of course, I'm keeping it.

I'll buy that for you. But I need you to send me some cash first so I can pay some bank fees cause my money is in savings account and I can't get them from there without a "sanction"-money...

I was actually thinking of going without pants and trying to emulate a pigeon...

50%, unfortunately lacking the 'rich' part.

I'll buy it for myself, but maybe I'll give you a turn

....That thing is almost as tall as me....How heavy is it?!
Sure, let's all chip in, take turns, and then give it to you when there isn't any power left for your turn. =)

And here I thought you were looking for a bride or groom. : (

Bah, that's not a jetpack. :(

http://www.jetpackinternational.com/equip.html
these are cheaper if interested, I believe cost was around $20-25k

Does it come with those two guys who make sure you don't crash into anything? If not, then its not worth it.
Seriously though, unless they can get the fuel economy or capacity increased (and therefore the "jet-pack's" range), its not really worth the expense, except as a novelty item for the super-rich.

Yes, but "ducted fan pack" doesn't have the same ring to it.
That wouldn't take long. It only lasts half an hour.

This is what I want for my birthday:
http://www.thegoldwatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/2008-malibu-1.jpg
PS, as I write this, I am deathly sick....this morning, while watching a film, I started shivering uncontrollably.
I was about as severely sick as I ever have been for one day (I had swine flu before, which was worse because it lasted a week), so I just want to tell everyone how much I love coming to this site, and the community.
This isn't a sappy aology for anything I did, I stand by all of it, but when you are drifting in and our of coherence, and you are afraid to go to sleep out of fear of never waking again, you really appreciate what you have once you come up out of it.

Save your money! Wait 3 years for the next, better model! :O
Just like a computer, there's always a better model in the works.