Welcome to the country's most popular game show! [cue applause]

Let's say hello to our players and the GOG audience...

Now, for those unfamiliar with the show, the rules are simple. You're given a set of "facts," and taking those, you need to come up with an appropriate analogy. The one with the best one wins! The winner* begins the next round, and so on.

[Disclaimer: This is not a giveaway, so "winning" will just get you some warm and fuzzies. :P ]

Let's begin, round one! The facts are:

- I am a gamer who primarily enjoys RPGs
- I don't have the time to devote large chunks of time to gaming
- I don't have the patience to play the same game for years just to complete it once.

This is like:

GO!





*Winner will be determined by the entry that I find most entertaining/funny/interesting/unboring.

Being a time starved RPG fan is like being a stomach stapled food addict at a buffet line...just can't fit it all in there.

It's like drinking your pina colada through a really long and narrow straw. No matter how much you suck, you ain't getting drunk any time soon.

I think this one should be the winner, solely for the "WTF" factor-imagery. :)

You can begin round two. Or not, it's up to you.