Check out this article.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/9962558

I might be a terrible person but I found this extremely funny. Check out the name of the criminal leader: Sam Mullet. Now if that is not the greatest name for a bigotry superhero then I don't know what is, perhaps his son, Lester Mullet, is a better one but I won't judge. I can see an entire line of Marvel Comics based on these characters.

This line from the article is COMEDY GOLD:

""They are buying Mace, some are sitting with shotguns, getting locks on their doors because of Sam Mullet."

The sheriff added, "Sam Mullet is evil.""

LOL. How about THIS classic?

This isn't a hate crime, it's a cleansing...jackass.

Aside from the very funny point about a guy caled mullet having a problem with other people's hair, it seems that he's the standard weapons grade arsehole

Everything gets funnier once you give it an Amish spin...

Been spending most my life livin' in an Amish paradise.

I can't even imagine how someone would have any reason to hate Amish....

I can't imagine even MORE how an Amish may hate anybody else... strange case.

"Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September, October and November by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women"

Am I the only one that had a sudden mental image of a bearded amish lady?

Nope. I had to reread the sentence the first time, too.

Letting that Mullet run loose would be a crime.

Feels good man.