Happy Deathday form all of us at the necromancer school!
Now for a song.
Your both are one year older and one year closer to death.
If luck is in are favor we will get to turn your remains in to minions to do are will.
let us count the many ways you could die today on your deathday.
Your sneaking in to a dragons lair and forget to wear your magic elven cloak of hiding.
The dragon wakes up and makes you in to a nice roast dinner fit for a king.
You have slayed a dragon and think you won only to be killed by a bolt to the neck by a kobold.
The lair of a troll is up ahead.Bad luck happens as you remember you don't have any fire or acid weapons on you.the troll rush forward and cuts you in to two.
The troll is happy as he eats on your lifeless remains to night.
You enter a cave belonging to kobolds only to be killed by a easy to spot trap set up by the worse kobold trap maker in the cave.
There is to be a dinner with a drow to night. You hold up your glass and take a drink.Then you fall to the floor.What a fool you are for forgeting drow are evil! what fates a waits you we do not know. We do know one thing you will not enjoy it.
We hope you had a fun time hearing about one of many deaths that could happen to you.
Enjoy your life while it last for soon death will take you.
[ends song]
If you think a school of necromaners was going to sing a song about we hope you live a long life or a happy life. You must be on good drugs.