Posted February 03, 2011
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reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
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hedwards
buy Evil Genius
Registered: Nov 2008
From United States
Posted February 03, 2011
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Me: please switch the sky box of at the plug socket.
Customer: OK done.
Me: now we wait for 30 seconds.
Customer: ok.
Me & Customer: *difficult silence*
Me: ok please switch it back on.
Customer: Done
Me: and is it working?
Customer: no.
Me: OK thatll be £65 to send an engineer out to fix it.
Customer: FUCK YOU I WANT TO CANCEL.
But OTOH I can understand why companies charge for that sort of thing, I think that BSKYB should have had a somewhat more comprehensive script because stupidity has no bounds. Just imagine working at a Dell support line and not knowing how many discs a customer was trying to load into the CDROM at once.
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nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 03, 2011
Well, the test turned out to be an interesting mix of questions:
Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
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Ubivis
New User
Registered: Sep 2010
From Germany
Posted February 03, 2011
Easy:
1. Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
A Gaming System for Good old Games
2. How would you restore Windows XP?
Turn off / Turn on
3. What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Outlook cost much more
4. Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
Outlook
5. A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
Yelling at him, that he is an idiot
6. What is Active Directory?
A directory that is not idle
7. What is a VLAN?
The brother of VLAD
8. What are the advantages of VoIP?
I can take my number out of my country
Did I pass? :)
1. Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
A Gaming System for Good old Games
2. How would you restore Windows XP?
Turn off / Turn on
3. What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Outlook cost much more
4. Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
Outlook
5. A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
Yelling at him, that he is an idiot
6. What is Active Directory?
A directory that is not idle
7. What is a VLAN?
The brother of VLAD
8. What are the advantages of VoIP?
I can take my number out of my country
Did I pass? :)
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Soggy_crackers
New User
Registered: Mar 2009
From Canada
Posted February 03, 2011
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Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
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nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 03, 2011
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DrIstvaan
Yay old game preservation
Registered: Sep 2008
From Hungary
Posted February 03, 2011
Fingers crossed for you, nmillar!
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reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 03, 2011
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PS: Never work for sky they suck soooooo badly, its no wonder the staff get so many bonuses the job is really bad.
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nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom
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reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
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nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom
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Aliasalpha
Once Proud
Registered: Dec 2008
From Australia
Posted February 04, 2011
Assume they're trying to decide just how to tell you to get stuffed. That way if you get the job, it can be a nice surprise but if you don't you can at least take comfort in being right
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nmillar
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Registered: Feb 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 04, 2011
Yeah, I figured they'd probably phone the successful candidate first, so I've resigned myself to the fact that I haven't got the job.
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reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 04, 2011
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Oh and a self study student.
What I wouldnt give for a nice desk job with a regular income.
Post edited February 04, 2011 by reaver894
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reaver894
BUY DRIFTMOON
Registered: Sep 2009
From United Kingdom
Posted February 04, 2011
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