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We’ve explored the EA catalogue with a crossword puzzle that tested your cunning and wit. The Interplay Caption Contest assessed your ability to make puns and captions that delight and amuse. Now is the time for us to feature another great publisher whose games are in the [url=http://www.gog.com/en/page/xmas11]50% off Holiday Sale! As we’ve mentioned before, there are more than 350 games for sale for less than $5. A lot of you may not be familiar with our catalog, so we thought we’d hold a few contests to help you learn about the great games that we have on sale right now.

Embark on a quest with Activision, the third publisher we’re putting in the spotlight. The keeper of all the Quest series' of games and the adventure fan favorite Zork franchise. You have only 6 days remaining to buy games from the vast Activision catalogue 50% off on GOG.com, because their games leave the holiday sale on the 26th. As such, it seemed timely to that this contest feature them!

Now we’re giving you a chance to make use of your creative side and write a merry holiday song featuring an Activision game, character, or level! We only require that you write lyrics to the song--you don't have to produce it into a Grammy-winning music video unless you want. The easy route is for you to take a famous Holiday song or carol and re-write the lyrics to suit the theme (Here's a terrible example that TheEnigmaticT knocked out in a few minutes), but you can take it further if you'd like and wow us with your creativity. Be it a Youtube video, an audio file of you and your whole office preforming or soulful duet featuring you and your cat, feel free to wow us with your creative skills.

Once you've written (or performed) your Activision-themed holiday song, post the lyrics (or a link to the audio file / video) in the comments for this thread on the forums or as a comment on our Facebook post. The contest is live from now until the 22nd of December 11:59 (AM) GMT. After that, we will comb through the entries and announce the winners of the contest. Each winner will be able to select an Activison game of his or her choice to receive for free!
sing only? no dance?
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N4N: sing only? no dance?
As long as somewhere we can see/hear Activision-related Xmas lyrics. Yep, we're ok with an interpretive dance ;)
Jingle bells, magnum shells, Gabriel Knight's dead.

Someone used a .44 to shoot him in the head.
That's a bit too much creativity for my taste. I'll skip this one... Nevertheless, I'm curious about the entries ;)
lyrics don't make a song!
sounds like fun i will need to put my thinking cap on.
We actually did this last year, and some of the entries were really good.
jingle bells...CROW,jingle bells,uhm...CROW,I have gone to Amn to battle,errr...CROW
all quest series? quest for glory too? :p
This composition shall be called, "The joy of Special Weapons and Tactics", to the tune of "Jingle Bells"...

*ahem!*

Dashing through LA
In our uniform of black
Checking out our gear
Planning our attack

Lights and sirens out
Subtlety's our friend
They won't know we're there
Til their crime spree's at an end

Oh...

BREACH, BANG, CLEAR!
BREACH, BANG, CLEAR!
Breaching the drug lords base!
Oh what fun he's gonna have
With tear gas in his face...
Activision Sales (to Jingle Bells)

Playing as Roger Wilco,
Blowing Time Rippers away,
Sir Graham helps the King,
Or Grydion saves the day,
Sonny Bonds does his thing,
putting all things right,
if you want to kill Ahzra,
you best use some daylight

Oh, Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day
Oh Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day

The Great Underground Empire
has many a nostalgic ride
7300 lines of dialogue
to be heard in Gabriel Knight
Phantasmagoria is creepy
it'll give you a runny bot
I'm off to play a game or two
so this is your blooming lot!

Oh, Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day
Oh Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day

Oh, Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day
Oh Activision Sales, Activision Sales
Gaming all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
adventure games all day
Little Gamer Boy
(With sincere apologies to Katherine K. Davis, Henry Onorati and Harry Simeone)

Activision told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new Kings Quest to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Their finest games they bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the gamer, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

So to honour GOG, pa rum pum pum pum
When we game

Roger Wilco, pa rum pum pum pum
He is a janitor, pa rum pum pum pum
Pirates of Pestulon, pa rum pum pum pum
He has to take them on, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum
Play my game?

GOG discounted, pa rum pum pum pum
Steamworks and Magick Obscura pum pum
I bought the game from them, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for them, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Activision smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my game

Too busy wrapping presents to record it, which is probably for the best. ;)
Here is my submission :-)

Dashin' through the S.W.A.T.
In a one-Zork open sleigh,
To Krondor we go,
On the Interstate.
Dark Reign's on the run
Let's help Gabriel Knight
What fun it is to play Police, King's, Space Quest tonight.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
What Phantasmagoria it is to Activision play.

Merry Xmas, GOG and GOGgers :-)
--
Darak
To the tune of Winter Wonderland. And I'd just like to add that "Phantasmagoria" is a really difficult word to get to scan in any line >:( Also I couldn't remember the rank of the policewoman but went with sergent...

Pet rat speaks, are you listening?
In the mirror, blood is glistening
A beautiful sight, you’re crazy tonight
Confused Phantasmagoria 2

Gone away, are all your friends
Alone now? Well it depends
That sergeant’s annoyed, she hates you (oh boy)
Confused Phantasmagoria 2

In the bedroom you can wander shirtless
And pretend the scratches are a cat
Really as a character you’re worthless
But at least your gay friend is pretty ho~o~ot

Later on, you’ll expire
Though not by catching fire
Your mum? Run away! Or you could stay
Confused Phantasmagoria 2