Thanks as usual, The Sigil and Sachys! +1

Please count me in. :)

^ is attempting to conquer the world though music from divas.

I'm in, thanks.

^ spends hours every day trying to overpopulate the world and kill us all by perforating condoms by the tonne.

I'm in. Thanks Sachys and The Sigil.

^Secretly is a hedgehog in a people suit^

I'd love a free game

Count me in!

^ spreads masses of absurd conspiracy theories, so everyone forget about the true ones.

And I'm in. :)

In, thanks! =)

I'm in.

^Sells offcuts of meat from his unicorn farm to be stamped into British patties.

^ is convinced the woman on british stamps is Margaret Thatcher and that she rules from another dimension.

Actually, it's a sausage, and bermuda was relocated to being off the coast of skegness as a result of the time travel shenanigans. Except in universe 118938457565c where it has been dumped in the middle of jupiter, at the exact moment all the worlds leaders met for the g13 in bermuda...

wish i could find my way back there - twas such a happy universe!

I am in. +rep. Thanks

He is part of the DrakoPensulonian Order and their only purpose is to make all the gamers their slaves.

I'm in and thanks again.

In, thanks and more power to the chimp.

Most likely, Melvinica hijacked the Malayasia Airlines plane, mistaking it for a russian Tupolev Tu - 95 Bear. Pretty sure that he has an anti-Putin agenda and we'll hear a booming statement soon.