Gazoinks: (And of course there's a certain degree of responsibility involved, too. Don't let your 6-year-old play Manhunt and such).
Let me tell you about the traditional Russian cure for dismemberment.
First, you need to collect all the pieces of the dismembered person. If some are eaten, you will need to cut up whatever ate a piece and take it out from the creature's entrails.
Then, each piece needs to be thoroughly washed in vodka. (Some sources suggest sprinkling an assembled body with vodka instead.)
After washing, the pieces are assembled together like a jigsaw puzzle. Make sure no pieces are missing.
Finally, sprinkle the body with beer. The person will now yawn and awaken.
The above is not some secret unbowdlerized version; this and other similar stuff is routinely printed in children's books. And it doesn't look like the # of dismemberments in Russia is disproportionately high.
(Yes, I realize small children are more likely to be traumatized by excessive violence in the media, and they have a right to be able to avoid it. I also watched softcore porn as a kid, for the plot, but I won't inflict it on my own children, if any.)