Congrats on your satanic achievement and thanks for the giveaway, not in but high five for giving out Lands of Lore 1 & 2 and Simon the Sorcerer. They're all among my favorite games and I'd like to emphasize how Lands of Lore 2 is rather underrated, it's a highly immersive game and a unique experience. Deesn't feel like a grindy RPG but more like a FPP adventure with action. The 2.5 D graphics and green screen FMV sequences were outdated even at the game's release but none of that matters once you get into the gameplay.

The Swampling is my favorite game character of all game characters of all times and the stew scene where he gets sad and starts to cry made me want to jump into the game and give him a hug.
I wouldn't BS him about liking the stew which obviously tastes like crap to 99% of sentient beings but I'd try to communicate this to the Swampling in a gentle manner (Simon is kind of a tactless douche even with the less snarky dialogue options). I would try to convey to the Swampling the idea that people just have different tastes and it's not that the stew is inherently bad but that most people including myself like different food.
It would be fun if they made a managerial game where you could run the McSwamplings franchise from Simon 2, turn it into an actually successful business and make the whole Realm eat dirt.