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htown1980: [...]

To enter, please confirm you are a boy and write something (possibly amusing) that you think only a boy would know, so that I can be sure.
What about cases of having siblings of either sex? How could you be sure then?

Cheers for the GAs, +1.


Not in.


*wanders off to post the same in the other GA thread*
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saith32: When a guy says sorry I didn't have time to clean up when his lady comes over, he totally busted his ass trying to clean and is a waiting praise.
I feel like you might have found some way of monitoring my place...
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saith32: When a guy says sorry I didn't have time to clean up when his lady comes over, he totally busted his ass trying to clean and is a waiting praise.
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htown1980: I feel like you might have found some way of monitoring my place...
Nope. Just another guy!
What sorcery is this? I'd never visited this thread before, but it was showing up as one of my favourites!

Anyhow, I'm not a boy,
...I AM A MAN!
*Babark punches a robot*

Hmmm...something only a boy would know...should probably resist the urge to talk about scraching myself and sniffing my fingers...

Oooh, I know!
As a teen, having newly discovered the power to grow hair out of your face, be aware of one important thing...
No matter how cool you may think your scruffy patchy moustache/beard looks, you should know it looks absolutely ridiculous.
I'm in, thanks!

I can swim in public with no shirt and not get kicked out/ ogled at. Take that as you will ;)
I'm in too please :).

If you're a girl, and you're naked with a guy, he's not nitpicking any flaws you think you may have, he's just thinking: "NAKED!!!!!!!"

Thanks htown!
I'm in. How to confirm I'm a guy? Well, I live on my own and pretty much never clean :P haha
I'm in.

I'm a guy and I know from experience that shaving every morning is a pain to deal with.
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BenKii: I'm in.

I'm a guy and I know from experience that shaving every morning is a pain to deal with.
Every morning? O_o
You're right, that would be a pain.
I am not a boy. I am a manimal!
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BenKii: I'm in.

I'm a guy and I know from experience that shaving every morning is a pain to deal with.
I grew tired of it so now I'm like a lumberjack. :D
I'm in, for proof of my manliness there's that thread Sachys made where we posted googly pics of our chins and I demonstrated my impressive beard.


A fact that I think most women aren't aware of:Every man who cannot grow a beard feels like less of a man, and many men try to overcompensate in various ways. All their efforts are for naught and their whole lives they will try to fill this void to no avail.
Not in.

I am a man / bro / dude:

- I know that a screwdriver is actually a chisel / prybar in disguise.
- I know what a Jesus Clip is, and also the appropriate amount of cussing to use when it flies across the shop as you remove it.
- I WILL tell my wife that those jeans make her ass look fat.
- I can cook, open the wine, mix a drink, and clean the dishes afterwards... I just choose not to since that's women's work. ; ) (says the guy who made dinner last night)

Possible Man Card revokement: I've never enjoyed The Three Stooges.
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HereForTheBeer: Not in.

I am a man / bro / dude:

- I know that a screwdriver is actually a chisel / prybar in disguise.
- I know what a Jesus Clip is, and also the appropriate amount of cussing to use when it flies across the shop as you remove it.
- I WILL tell my wife that those jeans make her ass look fat.
- I can cook, open the wine, mix a drink, and clean the dishes afterwards... I just choose not to since that's women's work. ; ) (says the guy who made dinner last night)

Possible Man Card revokement: I've never enjoyed The Three Stooges.
I work in a machine shop. I fing HATE jesus clips!
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HereForTheBeer: Not in.

I am a man / bro / dude:

- I know that a screwdriver is actually a chisel / prybar in disguise.
- I know what a Jesus Clip is, and also the appropriate amount of cussing to use when it flies across the shop as you remove it.
- I WILL tell my wife that those jeans make her ass look fat.
- I can cook, open the wine, mix a drink, and clean the dishes afterwards... I just choose not to since that's women's work. ; ) (says the guy who made dinner last night)

Possible Man Card revokement: I've never enjoyed The Three Stooges.
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saith32: I work in a machine shop. I fing HATE jesus clips!
PING! Aw, DAMMIT! Rassafrassafrigginpaininmybuttstupidpieceocrap