I was just listening to the news on the radio. Apparently some power lines had to be moved because when they were originally installed last year the poles they used weren't as long as they were supposed to be, and this caused 4 giraffes to be electrocuted.

Only in Africa...

I know! They're such nice animals :(

Oh my! This is quite unexpected.

See, I told god he shouldn't make Giraffes have such long necks. But nooo, "I'm omniscient" he said. Now look at what happened to those poor animals!

I like how the power box near my house is sitting on the edge of a cliff which keeps having mudslides. Once that sucker goes over I might be without power the rest of my tenure here.

#secondworldproblems

Some subspecies are apparently endangered.

Poles are world's biggest troublemakers XD

I want to brofist this post, for some reason. Shame GOG doesn't have a brofist option :P They're enigmatic to a tee.

Last week, we achieved transcendence. But if the sparrows fly too low, the connection to our physical bodies becomes a bit fuzzy.

#zeroworldproblems

I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor :(

You rang?

*reads thread*

Ahh you mean telephone poles...I hope :P

I know for a fact that like Poles, telephone poles can do everything its alternatives do, but at half the price quoted.

And we do it better!