Seeing as it's Mafia2 and DNF themed merchandise, I'm thinking this was an actual order the Take2 boss had to sign:

Subject:
bansama

Crime:
Squealing/Tweeting = Squeeting

Measure (tick where appropriate:
[ ] Extort
[ ] Beat up
[ ] Intimidate
[ ] Arson
[x] Bribe
[ ] Give him a hug
[ ] Exterminate, demolish and salt the earth
[ ] Who? Oh shit! Start packing flee this country nao!

Signature: ____________

I don't think the Zippo was a pre-order item. Certainly not in Japan at any rate.

Dammit. I wanted the hug =(.

Me too.

So did you play the race card? :P

Great to see you got it all, anyway. Now if only 2K would reimburse everyone for the travesty that is DNF...

Being from the UK is a race now?

Japan.

AFAIK, Bansama isn't originally Japanese...

Well yes! I'm white. Globally, I'm a minority group.

Being white doesn't mean you're right :P

Well it rhymes, rhyming should always count for something in tense disputes. Also, it's the race card of the future. "Is it because I is black", one day.. "Good sir, is this because I am a white man, this simply will not do."

The black man invented the blues. The white man invented the Reds.

"I feel I am being discriminated on the basis of my skin color...or the lack of one"

"Hell no I won't go to the middle of the bus!"

2K doesn't know that.

No ¬_¬.

DNF was good you twut.
BTW that sticker thing you got is a console covering. Dunno for which one though..

Throw that shirt into the fire!