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adaliabooks: [...]

I've always wanted a pet bear, but my girlfriend says I can't have one. :(
Can't imagine why.
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ddickinson: I don't get who would really want a cow or goat simulator? The simulator games are just getting silly, I have seen a rock simulator, a mountain one, a grass one, and I'm sure there will be, or already is, a paint drying simulator.
I like my map painting simulator aka Europa Universalis. It offers way more strategic options than those other simulators. :P
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ddickinson: The thing is, I would like to think it was a joke, but with the way the PC game market is today, it really wouldn't surprise me for it to be a real game.
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Grargar: Well, there are already games like Grass Simulator and Rock Simulator. Being a joke doesn't prevent it from becoming a game.
True, but being a scam prevents it from being a game. Rock Simulator doesn't exist. When the promised release date came, the "devs" vanished with like $1200 from an Indiegogo campaign.
I write off all of these "sims" as probable scams.
Post edited December 15, 2014 by AgentBirdnest
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adaliabooks: [...]

I've always wanted a pet bear, but my girlfriend says I can't have one. :(
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HypersomniacLive: Can't imagine why.
What? But they're so adorable...
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AgentBirdnest: True, but being a scam prevents it from being a game. Rock Simulator doesn't exist. When the promised release date came, the "devs" vanished with like $1200 from an Indiegogo campaign.
I write off all of these "sims" as probable scams.
Fair enough. Strike for Rock Simulator, but this is still being sold.
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j0ekerr: While polearmed bovines are indeed scary, I present to you, straight out of Stephen Colbert's worst nightmares, the "Oh God, we're fucked now" moment to end them all.
http://i.imgur.com/iL3Hp.jpg
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AgentBirdnest: True, but being a scam prevents it from being a game. Rock Simulator doesn't exist. When the promised release date came, the "devs" vanished with like $1200 from an Indiegogo campaign.
I write off all of these "sims" as probable scams.
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Grargar: Fair enough. Strike for Rock Simulator, but this is still being sold.
I don't get that one though, what does a man with a gun have to do with grass? It looks like they just made a rubbish game and strapped a 'simulator' title on it to grab some attention and make some pity sales...
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AgentBirdnest: True, but being a scam prevents it from being a game. Rock Simulator doesn't exist. When the promised release date came, the "devs" vanished with like $1200 from an Indiegogo campaign.
I write off all of these "sims" as probable scams.
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Grargar: Fair enough. Strike for Rock Simulator, but this is still being sold.
I didn't know Grass Simulator actually had cows...
Makes it a must buy ;)
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Grargar: Fair enough. Strike for Rock Simulator, but this is still being sold.
This is why I wish everyone would just launch their nukes and put this sorry excuse for a species out of its misery :P
Post edited December 15, 2014 by AgentBirdnest
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j0ekerr: While polearmed bovines are indeed scary, I present to you, straight out of Stephen Colbert's worst nightmares, the "Oh God, we're fucked now" moment to end them all.
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FoxySage: http://i.imgur.com/iL3Hp.jpg
That's awesome :) (I've started saying that a lot... I'll have to stop)

I created a fantasy world where there were many races that were humanoid animals, and the bears were powerful magic wielding shamans. That's exactly how I imagined them :)
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adaliabooks: What? But they're so adorable...
Haha, now imagine that paw casually landing on your face.
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HypersomniacLive: Can't imagine why.
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adaliabooks: What? But they're so adorable...
And so fun !!
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adaliabooks: What? But they're so adorable...
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HypersomniacLive: Haha, now imagine that paw casually landing on your face.
Their just big misunderstood softies...

And one day the world will see when me and my bear army subjugates the human race.

No.. wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud.
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adaliabooks: What? But they're so adorable...
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LaPtiteBete: And so fun !!
LOL!
Post edited December 15, 2014 by adaliabooks
So, appears that's all she wrote for the sale. No extras, no specials...
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RWarehall: So, appears that's all she wrote for the sale. No extras, no specials...
Pretty much. As I first mentioned and Hyper then so eloquently put it - GOG is a master of the anticlimax.