donsanderson: I'm gonna tell my dad.
CarrionCrow: Well....far be it from me to make disparaging remarks about your dad, but if that picture is any indication, I'd be more concerned that he's going to cut his own fingers off trying to handle sharp objects by the wrong end.
Those aren't for him silly, I told him to bring enough for the rest of the guys. If only I could find the rest of the guys.
(Quietly sneaks horse out of camp)
donsanderson: Where the hell are those damn clansmen of mine when I need them? Probably drunk again! :/
HypersomniacLive: You seem to forget that we're also members of that same clan...
donsanderson: I'm gonna tell my dad.
HypersomniacLive: Well, that explains a lot.
No way, we had a meeting, you're out. You are out..of..uniform..bucko!